Men's fashion (Patreon)

I'm not a fan of clothes shopping, not because I don't like new clothes, but because it's such a hassel! Nothing seems to fit, and especially when it comes to jeans :'D apparently I've got such a unique body shape, one never before witnessed in fashion- I don't understand how the same sized jeans from one brand are too tight, yet that size from a different brand just falls right off me bleg!