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Alright then give me your best.. (Patreon)

Published:
2023-04-13 18:14:35
Imported:
2023-05

Content

Inuendoes for an awkward mechanic video

Comments

Kevin Lowe

Fancy a shag?.....................................

KevinDecaf

“I’m gonna give you a good service, for your car I’m gonna give your car a good service, oh god 😅” 🤣

Tim (TexasASMR)

"Let me make sure your nuts are nice and tight" "Sometimes you have to crank the shaft a bit more to get it started" "The length of your piston stroke is all wrong" "I felt that one in my gearbox" "I enjoy handling a good shifter stick" "The hose was spraying oil everywhere" "That's as nice a dipstick as I've ever seen" "Everything felt so good the last time I had my tires rotated" "I got my seal nice and tight"" "You have to play with the little button down there in the middle" "We'll have to stick a probe up your exhaust pipe" "Oh, yeah, I hate it when the batteries run out at the wrong time" "The tip of your spark plug got a little moist" "We need to make sure the shaft is lubed up properly" "Your piston wasn't thrusting into the cylinder sleeve deep enough"

Chris Putt 1981

If you push hard from behind, she'll bump start!

KevinDecaf

Reading the comments this one might have to be patreon only 😳🤭😂

ASMR Musings

haha I’m not a car person since I’m not getting most of the car parts/lingo mentioned here. 😂😂 Btw other words that can have innuendos: accelerate, speed (fast slow), trunk, headlights. Btw is the viewer a car or a real person? I thought the viewer would be the car. 😆

KevinDecaf
>>106294535

Oh ok nice 😂 Good luck ☺️ I think mine one would be safe 🫣😂

Tim (TexasASMR)
>>106295251

Cars lend themselves to so much innuendo. Nuts and shafts everywhere, and thing usually work best when everything's warmed and lubed properly 🤣 ...or obviously engines have pistons in them, and the difference between the top of the piston when it's at its lowest point in the rotation and the top of the piston when it's at its highest point is literally called the "stroke." If you want to increase the "stroke" of your piston, you can go buy parts that are often sold together in what is called a "stroker kit" 🤣🤣🤣

ASMR Musings
>>106295251

Oh why thank you for complimenting me on my trunk. 😂😂 But hilarious that we’re the car; love your abstract videos. 😆 Your wall will be so jealous.

Chris Putt 1981

Don't forget internal combustion is Suck, Squeeze, Bang,Blow in the cylinder. And you get "Wankle" rotary engines too

Anonymous

"I'd recommend a lube job on your front end." - "I think you're running a bit hot. We'll have to check your head for warpage." - "There may be a leak... Yep, if you look down here you can tell it's pretty wet. We may need to inspect your draincock." - "I'll just check the thermostat. I'll just put my hand on your hose to see if it's getting hot." - "A flat tire? So, we'll make sure any hole gets plugged. Then we'll pump it up and make sure it's fully inflated." - "Yes, I've seen this before - a bad rod. I'll have to pull the crankshaft out and give it a good polish."

Eric

Don't forget to check the undercarriage 🤨

John Pearl

Just help me sleep.

Kevin Lowe
>>106289737

u just watches it- I appreciate the thought that went into 'getting it in there'.......... no, I mean........ 🤣

JodieAsmr
>>106546030

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know you said it as a joke so I thought well I get fit it in somewhere