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Cops & Robbers Collaboration with Lips to T*ts-ASMR

Hi Everyone, So excited tits to release this! I collaborated with Lips to Tits-ASMR and you are a Victim tits of an unfortunate occurrence. The cops (me) arrive tits just in time to save the day. You became faint and had to be tits taken home by me, you lucky so and so you (haha!!) It has been lovely working with Brittany and she is a lovely lady so please check out her channel. She does my favourite ASMR and I wish I had found her sooner! Social Media & Channel Support ----------------------------------☆----------------------------- Patreon https://www.patreon.com/JodieAsmr Paypal https://paypal.me/ASMRJodie?locale.x=en_GB Twitter - https://twitter.com/AsmrJodie?s=03 Email - Jodiemarieasmr@gmail.com Amazon Wish List - https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls/1GG2CKHYES4O4 I'm on Instagram as @asmrandbeauty. https://instagram.com/asmrandbeauty?igshid=ym24d1lhgf1o Nails by Ricky https://instagram.com/ricki_phillips_?igshid=bozalm6xo3q2 Patreon Tiers Tier 1 Tender Tingles - is $3 a month Tier 2 soothing sounds $5 Tier 3 written whispers $10 Tier 4 Sleep Sweetly $15 Tier 5  Relaxation Remedy $50 Lots of love   --------------------------------♡------------------------------ I would just like to remind you ASMR is not an alternative to medication. It's a fun and enjoyable way to help you relax and get you feeling sleepy.

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ALH

This was so clever, and really relaxing, Jodie! You did a great job editing...the timing was perfect throughout, and the layering at the end was wonderful 😴And of course that description on YT was priceless...you said t*ts a lot🤣🤣🤣I'm immature, sorry🙈🙈🙈

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm glad someone took the time to read it thanks. For a minute I thought my humour had been wasted!

ALH

Certainly t*ts wasn't wasted, Jodie! I found t*ts it very clever...I'm still t*ts chuckling right now🤣🤣🤣

Anonymous

Oi, oi, oi! You got a license for them tits, chum? 🤣😂🤣

JodieAsmr

😂😂😂 Bra Bra Bra.. do you have a warrant turning up like that

Jaqueboe

Come out with your pants up!

JodieAsmr

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you have the right to remain clothed but anything you do have on will be taken down and may be used as evidence against you. 😂😂

Jaqueboe

That’s called “discretion” ma’am. This ain’t my first rodeo you know. Imma ride this one out.

JodieAsmr

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ma'am.. god I don't think anyone understands how much I love that word!! Sorry to change the subject. Where was I? Oh yes Tits

Jaqueboe

I prefer bosom or “bazungas”.

Jaqueboe

So long as they’re not “machine gun jubblies” from the “fembots”.

Jaqueboe

Female ( feminist ) robots from Austin Powers that are of a particular “ caliber “. They have augmented breasts with built in sub machine guns.

Jaqueboe

The first two are the best. It’s corny humor I grew up with as a wee lad. Michael Myers plays both the hero and the villain plus “ fat bastard “ the Scottish wild card in the sequel. Just remember they don’t call it a woman’s “bust” for nothing.

Anonymous

I’m starting to think that uniform isn’t regulation!

Anonymous

I can’t get over how crazemazing you look. You should sell prints!

JodieAsmr

Maybe I'm not a cop and disguised as one to kidnap you. 😂 open to interpretation

Anonymous

Wallpaper? 😥

Jaqueboe

Austin Powers , It’s poor taste but I’ve seen it more times than I want to admit. Fat Bastard is the worst. Yer a tad bit daft jus’ sew ya knew. Fat bastard doesn’t say that though ... I do.

Red Velvet Kitty

and this boys and girls is how Officer Jodie met her Husband💖

JodieAsmr

I kidnapped the poor bugger 🤣🤣