Domesticated Damsel (Basic Bitch) (Patreon)

Living life can be so hard when all you crave to do all day is to look beautiful and be taken care of. The joys of domestic bliss would lead any girl into craving the perfect Stepford wife or Betty Draper experience. Have you ever dreamed of a white picket fence around your cute suburban home? Maybe you like spending time tending the garden while you fuss over  your own perfect appearance?

Look no further as Domesticated Damsel takes you on a journey through your perfect life where you find joy and comfort in letting your hunky spouse make the family money and the important decisions. My newest induction aims to guide you through the rules you need in order to become the perfect housewife and find the spouse that can support you and love you and provide for you every day while you spend your time working on our appearance and cleaning the house in your prettiest outfits. This file reminds you of how to act in order to get the lover of your dreams and live out your life as the perfect, beautifully feminine partner you aspire to be.

1. Module One: Dating and You
Welcome to the Housewife Hotline Dating Service! Over the course of this file, I’m going to get you ready for the greatest adventure of your life! In this first module you will find yourself becoming curious about being a housewife. Learn the importance of keeping up appearances, cleanliness, dressing nice, and smelling good.

2. Joy: Apple of Your Eye
Meet Joy. A vibrant, young girl ready to start her life! As she tells you about her adorable memories and compliments she receives on her appearance, feel yourself slipping into her mind and become a confident, attention-seeking, go-getter who is ready to tackle her chores and be the housewife she has always dreamed of being.

3. Module Two: Cleaning and Preening
Every perfect person needs to start with an immaculate house! In module two, get into the mood to clean and preen and polish your home to the perfect sheen. Imagine, one of your best friends pops by for a surprise visit, but EEK! Your house is an absolute mess, you don’t have any refreshments, and you’re still in your pajamas! How embarrassing! If only you had listened to Module Two, you would have welcomed them with open arms and a freshly baked pie.

4. Mabel: Perpetual Perfection
This is Mabel. She spends her time flipping through magazines, collecting recipes and finding must-haves in her favorite home decor catalogues. Mabel knows her style and knows that the home she sees each and every day has to be the perfect reflection of her and her family’s personality.

5. Module Three: Dial-A-Hunk
A good relationship involves two people. In module three, learn that since you naturally love cooking and cleaning and keeping up your home and appearance, you need to find someone who can support your cute and feminine habits by going out and making money for you to spend on your house and lifestyle.

6. Module Four: What YOU Need for THEIR Needs
In module four you will discover how to anticipate the every need and whim and desire of your perfect partner as you come to love to cater to them. Start paying attention to all of the little things that your lover does and slowly take away each task until all your significant other has to do when they get home is relax.

7. April: Hitched and Honeymooned
Meet April. Let her take you on a journey to her once-in-a-lifetime wedding as you take a front row seat through the planning, the ceremony, and the most romantic honeymoon you could ever imagine.

8. Module Five: Habits of a Housewife
Everyone has a daily routine and yours is about to get even more exciting as you form the habits that every housewife needs to create the perfect life for her family. Show your spouse your love language by making meals, doing laundry, scrubbing the floors, and letting them make all the hard, boring decisions. Feel accomplished as you gain the important habits you’ll need to live your comfortable, feminine, perfect, housewife life.

Wrap an apron around your sexy waist, grab the vacuum cleaner, and follow along as you start your journey down the path of becoming the perfect Domesticated Damsel.

xoxo,
thelibrarian