The Legend of Dickheads: Scatting of Time Part 3 (Patreon)

Dickma having recently been turned into a Dickhead Like Like immediately went to Lon Lon Ranch and proceeded to Convert Malon and Epona into Dicklon and Edickna and through the magic of the land when Lon Lon Ranch became Dick Dick Ranch the nearby Death Mountain was converted as well into Shit Mountain and Subsequent Eruption of Shit Mountain turned all the Male Gorons into inanimate piles of shit and Sheikah Village became Shitka village where all the men cease to be and all the women are now fellow Dickheads. Dicklon now noticing this rides Edickna to Zora's Domain to convert the Princess there.