The Legend of Dickheads: Scatting of Time Part 2 (Patreon)

Zelda having lost her mind to the Like Like now calls herself Princess Dickhead and changed the name of the land to Dickrule and her first decree was to convert her Guard and friend from Impa to Dickma. Dickma then remembers the Ranch where they get all their horses and decides to convert the owner of that Ranch...Who could it be?