Legend of Dickheads: Scatting of Time Pt. 1 (Patreon)

Welcome one and all to the start of Legend of Dickheads. Today we start our story with Princess Zelda...or should I now say Princess Dickhead. She was minding her own business while relaxing in  hyrule field when a random Like Like appeared out of nowhere and proceeded to swallow Zelda and instead of taking a shield is sucked out all her Wisdom and turned her into a Mindless Dickhead Like Like now all she knows is shitting out of her former mouth and turning other girls into Dickhead Like Like's. Speaking of  who's the one person who's always trying to protect Zelda/Dickhead?