Quiet Time (Patreon)
Published:
2024-03-24 22:00:04
Imported:
2024-05
Content
In Dungeon Meshi, we learn that the elf mage Marcille Donato is eerily silent when relieving herself in the dungeon.*
Her teammate Chilchuck speculates that she uses a spell to teleport the poop directly out of her body. I like where his head's at, but I think a silence spell is a likelier explanation.
Look: This model isn't Marcille, and I wouldn't try and convince you that it is. This is a different blonde elf in a similar situation.
*Chapter 71.1 (Daydream Hour 4), true believers!