Sonic cartoon *script* (Patreon)

I made a stupid ass cartoon bout sonic and the new movie but it’s mainly just stupid shit you see from games lol

Here it issss

Sonic The Hedgehog 020:

*Shows sonic boy, Hugh G rection, and -2 talking to sonic*

sonic: Heys kids! Long time no see! You ready to help me save the world from Dr. egg man??? Long time no see!

sonicboy: YES DADDY YES!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH FUCK ME RN SONIC PLZ I NEED YOU BLUE PRICKLY COCK IN MY ASS AND I WANT ROUGH LIKE HOW MY DAD

BEATS MY MOM CUM ALL OVER MY FUCKIN FACE YOU DIRTY BLUE HOG!

*everyone stares*

sonic: Gotta go fast!

*sonic dashes away*

sonicboy: QUICK GUYS WE GOTTA FOLLOW HIM!!!

Hugh: Where are we anyway?

Sonicboy: Oh I watched the new sonic the hedgehog movie and I stole Sonics rings to be able go to his world!

hugh: Oh ok! Cmon guys lets go on this adventure!! Ya Man!

-2: Oh Mann what should we do first?

*shows a speed pad*

Sonicboy: YOO it’s those speed boost thingys!! Guys you gotta try it out! You’ll go fast like sonic!

-2: Ummm Idk..

Sonicboy: Cmon -2 try to have fun for once! Ya man!

-2: O-ok.. I’ll give it a go.. 1..2...3...

-2: GOTTA GO FAST~

*-2 tries to run on the speed pad and his leg gets ripped off and his back got scrapped badly and Gory*

-2: AH FUCK NOW IM DISABLED NOW!! I FUCKING HATE YOU GUYS YOU GUYS ARE FUCKING ASSHOLES!! -2 JUST HAVE FUN FOR ONCE MY ASS YA CUNTS FUCKED ME UP!!

Sonicboy: Bro calm down let me see your back!!

-2: Ouch ouchhhh is it noticeable?

Hugh: OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK!!

Sonicboy: Enough guys we gotta find sonic! And help defeat dr egg man!!

Hugh: You right! After this we can go eat Olive Garden! Ya Man!

Sonicboy: Hope you guys can keep up with me! Time to go fast!!

*sonic boy tries running up those tall loops and falls head first once he hit the top*

-2: Dude what did you expect to happen?

*sonic boy gets back up*

Hugh: Don’t worry trey! Imma go jump on one of those bouncy pads! It should send me to dr egg mans egg carriers!

Sonicboy: Here hugh! Have some cold brew before you go!

Hugh: Cold brew?? Ya man!

*cold brew meme plays*

*hugh runs and jumps on the bouncy pads and it shot him so high he’s screaming and his hits tails plane and tails starts screaming as he’s crashing*

Tails: Ah fuck ah shit ah fuck! HELP HELP SONIC HELP MY HEADS SPINNING SONIC HELP MY HEADS FUCKING SPINNING ITS SPINNING HELP!!

*tail crashes and a huge explosion happens*

Sonicboy: Ewww there goes that black frog again.

*shadow pops up*

Shadow: Disgusting black creatures get outta my sight!

Frog: Ribbit ribbit nigga

*shadow started shooting the frog with juicy wewe rapping a song bout shadow While sonic boy -2 and hugh are shocked by what they witnessing*

Egg man: Muwahahahaha!! Hey kids is this the hedgehog you’re looking for??

*shows egg man and he’s a actual egg holding sonic*

Sonicboy: *gasp* DR EGG MAN!! DROP SONIC RIGHT NOW OR IMMA HAVE TO FINISH YOU!!

Egg man: Muwahahahaha You can’t stop me!

*sonic boy pushes since he’s just a egg*

Egg man: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

*egg man hits the ground and they see that egg man was just another robot*

Hugh: Wtf?!? HOW CAN A EGG BE A ROBOT?!?

Sonicboy: I’m actaully not shocked tbh

*a truck horn is background*

*the truck from sonic adventures 2 creeps up*

*they stare*

Sonicboy: Hey you guys want a chili dog~

*The truck rams them instantly*

The end.