Jojo cartoon script (Patreon)

Here’s the script everyone wanted the jojo cartoon so got this for yaaaa lol it’s stupid asfff

*shows rocky and dahmir outside facing off*

Dahmir: Bruh why are you so mad??

Rocky: You know what you did!! I want happy meal back!

It had my lil milk and apple slices and my toy

Dahmir: I donated the toy to charity

Rocky: What are you chance the rapper??

THATS IT DAHMIR YOU GONNA GIMME MY HAPPY MEAL OR YOU GONNA TALK TO MY STAND!!!

Rocky: FLYING GORILLA

Gorilla: Flying gorilla

*cuts to dahmir wearing a sus outfit*

Dahmir: Oh yaaaa you think your the only one with a stand???

Rocky: Wait dude why you dressed like that?

Dahmir: Have you not watched jojo?? They all into fashion

Rocky: No they all mega faggots

Dahmir: CHECK OUT MY STAND!!!

Dahmir: SOBBING REEFA!!!

*guy who cried over his blunt spawns*

Guy: Thank god for my REEFA man

Rocky: HAAAHAAA ITS USELESS DAHMIRR!!!

Dahmir: Not on this bright and sunny afternoon!!!

Dahmir: AHHHHH REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA

Rocky: AHHHHHH HAROMBE HAROMBE HAROMBE

*shows them from a far distance yelling HAROMBE and REEFA over and over*

*Myron pops outta no where*

Myron: You niggas stands are trash as fuck

Dahmir: Ayo wassup Myron

Myron: CHECK OUT DIS SHIT!

Myron: BY THE POWER OF THE COONS!!!

*black Air Force ones stand appears*

Rocky: What kinda nigga shit is this??

Myron: ITS USELESS!!!

*attacks dahmir*

Myron: AHHH NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

*dahmir screams and yells*

*zero appears*

Zero: HEY GET OFF MY BROTHER I CAN ONLY TOUCH HIM LIKE THAT!!

Rocky: Who are you?

Zero: CRANBERRY SPLASH!!!

*cranberry sprite Lebron James pops up*

Lebron: Want a sprite cranberry?

Myron: Man I fuckin hate those commercials!!!

Zero: THATS IT STAND ATTACK!!!

Rocky: AHHHH HAROMBE HAROMBE HAROMBE!!!

Myron: NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA!!

Dahmir: REEFA REEFA REEFA REEFA!!!

Zero: THIRST THIRST THIRST THIRST!!

*hugh g rection pops outta nowhere*

Hugh: Haha! Your stands are trash!!

Myron: Why everyone have to dress like they into SAUSAGE!!!

Zero: Ya it makes yo DILL little

Hugh: No no sir These pants might be tight but THIS DICK IS LONG AND RIGHT

Hugh: Now check out my stand!!!

Hugh: Faggot!

*james Charles pops up*

James: Hey sisters!!

*myron shoots his stand*

Myron: Miss us with that gay shit

*dio pops outta no where*

Dio: YOU

*points at Rocky*

Myron: ROCKY CUH RUN!!

Rocky: IM RUNNING IM RUNNING

Dio: ZA WARUDO

Rocky: FUCK!!!!

Rocky: HELP HELP HELP

*bulldozer lands on rocky and dio yells useless!*

Rocky: HELP NIGGA HELP!!!

*juicy wewe pops up*

Juicy: Don’t worry guys I’ll save the day!

Juicy: RAP GOD APPEAR!!!

*Eminem appears*

Eminem: Hi my name is Eminem I gave yo girl a Eminem Eminem Eminem

Dio: NANI

*dio explodes*

*rocky gets up and cussed out Eminem for what he did to him as a kid*

*eminem stares and the camera zooms in*

Eminem: Vibe check

Rocky: Nigga what?

*eminem hits rocky with a bat*

The end.