Tekashi69 jail cartoon! *script* (Patreon)

I’m back at it with another script!

Hugh g rection is back with another video lol

Here’s the stupid script!

“I went to jail as tekashi69”

Hugh: Hey guys I’m back it again with a special video!

Imma get arrested as the rapper tekashi 69!

Recently he be snitching on so many of his homies and enemies so I thought this would be a cool experience plus I never went to jail before and I’m already gay so if anyone tries to rap me I’ll like it anyway! Ya man!

Sonicboy: Umm Hugh if you go to jail dosent that mean I have to go with you?

Hugh: Of course trey! Who else is gonna be the camera man?

*sonic boy gets quiet and runs away with the camera Hugh runs after him*

*cuts back to scene*

Hugh: First things first I need to get arrested!

Ya man!

Hugh: Ok guys in order to go to jail I decided to really get into character and do something tekashi 69 would do!

Hugh: Sleep with a underaged girl! I couldn’t find anyone 13 so I got the next best thing!

*A couple with there baby pops up*

Hugh: Target acquired! Ya man!

*hugh runs to them and steals the baby and they scream and chase him*

*cuts to next scene the court scene*

Hugh: Hey y’all I’m now in court they bout to get me life in jail!

Judge: Ight tekashi you currently bout to get butt raped in jail for life for gang activity and rap charges. Any last words?

Hugh: Rippie dippie yuh!

Judge: Ok I don’t like your attitude that’s life for you buddy

Hugh: Before I go I’m snitching on all y’all you know what I’m saying?

Hugh: Lordsaladbar is apart of the gang the bubble guppies

Hugh: Also vonte is a member of the trey way gang and he’s the gangs professional booty clapper

Hugh: Ok that dude over there said he’s a vegetarian

Hugh: That chick over there said she has a double jointed cOoChIe

Hugh: This man likes grabbing girls by the coochies

Hugh: And that nigga taki needs lip chap

*everyone is quiet*

Judge: Your gonna be someone’s bitch

*cuts to Hugh in his cell*

Hugh: So guys so far things are not that bad when ur jail as tekashi69! Ya man!

Sonicboy: Ya Hugh! Jail actually pretty cool! Beyond scared straight was complete bullshit!

Guard: Hey 69 meet ur new cellMate he has a fetish for koolaid

*black guy with a cool aid packet comes in his cell*

Hugh: Hey man my name is 69 how are you?

Guy: Rub this shit on yo lips

Hugh: Huh?

Guy: I said RUB DIS SHIT ON YO LIPS NIGGA

Hugh: Wait what?!? NO THATS GREEN APPPE FLAVORED NOONE DRINKS THAT!

Guy: RUB THAT SHIT ON YO LIPS NIGGA

Hugh: Fine!!!

*hugh rubs it on his lips*

Guy: SING YO SONGS AS YOU DO IT NIGGA!!!

Hugh: Do I have to?

Guy: YES NIGGA!!!

Hugh: Fefe got dat wet wet..

Guy: WHY YOU MUMBLIN?!? SING IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT!

Hugh: Fefe got dat wet wet got dat drip drip..

Guy: IK YOU AINT CRYING!!

*cuts to them in the shower*

Hugh: Hey y’all we are currently in the shower we finna get squeaky clean up in here! Ya man!

*hugh drops his soap*

Hugh: Oh crap let me pick that up real quick!

*hugh bends over and picks up when he gets up three swole black dudes are behind him*

Hugh: There you go you little rascal! Ya man!

Guy: NIGGA IK YOU FEEL THIS DICK!

Hugh: You hear something sonic boy?

Sonicboy: Ummm Hugh...

*the black guy drops his soap*

Hugh: Oh my! Excuse me sir you dropped this! Here ya go! You need to be more careful! If you drop the soap in jail you can get rap~

*the black guys slam his face to the camera and rape him and Hugh screams*

*cuts to high at lunch time*

Hugh: Hey guys.. minor set back! But hey I’m still kicking it as 69! Yaaa man!

Guy: Aye nigga give me to corn bread

Guy: Yesss do what man daddy says

Hugh: B-but I like my corn bread.. it’s only thing that has taste!

Guy: Nah nigga gimme yo corn bread I’m trying to feed my bitch baby lip chap

Guy: Yessss daddddy get emmm

Hugh: Wait your name is lip chap?

Guy: Yessss now give my daddy yo corn bread!

Hugh: No!! It’s mine! Go get your own!

Sonicboy: Hugh just give them the corn bread!!

Guy: We do this the easy way or the hard way sweetie your gonna give me that cornbread and you better stop acting like my lip stick ain’t popping my nigga

Hugh: Bitch do you not know who I am?!? I’m tekashi69!! I’ll snitch on you!!! IM FUCKING TREY WAY!!

*hugh gets knocked out in one punch*

Sonicboy: Here you can have the corn bread he wasn’t that hungry anyway

*cuts to hugh in his cell*

Hugh: Hey y’all.. so it’s been hell in here and I’m finna get released soon! Ya man!! They said they gonna put me on witness protection because of all the ppl I snitched on but you already know I’m no bitch so imma just hire extra security!! Ya man!

*queen bee pops up*

Bee: YOU THOUGHT I WAS GONE?!

Bee: STING STING NIGGA!!

Hugh: GUARDS GUARDS GUARDS!!

Bee: STING STING NIGGA

*hugh gets stung*

The end.