Smash bros cartoon! Rough draft script! (Patreon)
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Ik smash bro came out months ago but my bro suggested this idea and me and my fam thought of a funny fighting scene and I just put everything together and boom lol
Here it is!
Wheres my invite?!?!?:
*Shows everyone at a family BBQ*
*Shows Pandora & dre talking to sonic boys dad*
Frank : Dre! How are you? its been a while!
Dre: Frank! how you doing wit yo angry ass? This is my wife pandora & my new born son jayden
pandora: You smell like a alcohol abuser.
Frank: Doing pretty good! I dont think you met my son yet, Trey this is dre & pandora.
sonicboy:MY NAME IS SONIC BOY
Frank: WHAT I SAY ABOUT THAT GAY SHIT!?!
pandora: Your son looks like a future school shooter.
Frank: So wheres your oldest son at?
pandora: You mean mistake busted condom 33? over there with his propeller head ass.
*shows rocky talking to myron and alexdria*
rocky: I dont know why you getting mad at my opinion.
Alexis: You just said "Homiesexual" should be apart of the LGBT community
myron: Bitch you just mad cuz we exposed you for liking females
alexis: Um correction, Im pansexual
rocky: YOU HAVE SEX WITH PANS!?!
Dre: Thats my son!
pandora: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YO DAMN SHOES OUT OF THE HALLWAY YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL BOUT THAT SHIT!!!!
Juicy: Hey everyone the food is done! Anyone want a burger??
*waluigi comes in pushes the grill over*
*everyone stares*
waluigi: WHERE IS IT!?!!?
Dre: Ayo pick dat shit up.
waluigi: I DESERVE TO BE IN SUPER SMASH BROS!!! SO WHERES MY INVITE!!?!
juicy: Yall hear sum?
waluigi: GIVE ME MY INVITE FOR SUPER SMASH BROS OR I WILL MIX GARBAGE WITH RECYLCES!!!
Dahmir: AYO YOU BETTER GIVE HIM THAT INVITE!!
rocky: DO IT YOU WONT!
waluigi: I SWEAR ON PRINCESS PEACHES HAIRY CHEEKS ILL DO IT!!
daniel: Her cheeks are hairy?
waluigi: GIVE ME MY INVITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pandora: YOURE RUINING OUR FAMILY BBQ!!!!
*she throws jayden at waluigi*
alexis: NO MY GOD BABY!!!!
*Masahiro Sakurai pops up*
Sakurai: YOU BE BANZ NIGGA!
waluigi: DADDY NO!!!!
*random explosion and everyone just stares in confusion*
myron: AYE WHO ATE THE LAST BURGER!!!??
alexis: Mmm this a good mother fuckin burger?
myron: YOU NUT SACK!! THAT WAS MY BURGER!!!
daniel: Theres more burgers over there bro.
alexis: Well tough luck hungry hungry moto moto you should of ate it!!
myron: OH really???
*myron punches alexidria, myron and alexidria start fighting*
rocky: AYO DONT TOUCH MY BROTHER LIKE THAT!!
*rocky jumps in*
dre: I dont understand why yall are fighting.
pandora: Why are you breathing???
dre: Oh word.. Thats how you feel?
*Dre punches pandora*
*pandora and dre start fighting*
*billy pops up*
billy: NAH IF WE FIGHTING EVERYONE IS GETTING IT!!
daniel: BRUH THATS A BABY!!!
billy: I DONT CARE IF HES A BABY HE AINT SAFE!!!
*billy attacks jayden then jayden turns ultra instinct and beats up billy*
billy: SOMEONE HELP!!!! CHILLLL PLEASE SOMEONE TAG IN!!!!
juicy: Yall hear sum?
*Cuts to alexis and rocky and myron fighting still*
alexidria: OUCH TEACUP!!!!
*shows a puppy then he stands up on his back legs and hes all swole*
teacup: Whats good momma
Sonic boy: AYO WHATS WITH YO DOG!?!
teacup: TEACUP SMASH!!
*Teacup starts beating up everyone*
dahmir: CHILL CHILL CHILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!
*Everyone starts fighting each other*
*Cuts to a family a picture saying one big happy family*
The End.