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Heres the new cartoon script like the others, its stupid lol here ya go!


Slow Force:


Myron: AYO BRUH YOU READY FOR JUMP FORCE??!


Rocky: Hell ya bro! Even tho its basically just dragonball xenoverse but with more animes and 

better graphics!


myron: The best part is bruh we got dat ULTIMATE PASSSSS


rocky: A YUH!!!!!! who cares i went bankrupt buying the game!?


myron: LETS PLAY DIS SHIT!!!


*cuts to rocky and myron starting up the game*


rocky: LETS GET IT!!!


*shows the loading screen and it takes forever to load and rocky and myron are staring at it*


rocky: So umm is suppose to take this long to load?


myron: Maybe thats what its suppose to do?


rocky: hmm lets keep waiting.


*2 hours later and shows its at 2%*


*shows myron staring at the screen*


rocky:bruhhhhhh how long has it been??


myron: 2 hours bruh..


*game instantly loads*


rocky: BRUHHHH LOOK IT FINISHED LOADING!!!!!


myron: A BOUT TIME!!! PLAY DAT SHIT!!!!


*rocky starts up a match*


rocky: LETS GET IT!!!!


*another loading screen pops up*


myron: GOD DAMMIT!!!!


rocky: ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN?!?!


*2 months later*


*shows myron and rocky staring at the screen*


*game loads*


myron: AYO BRUH IT FINALLY LOADED!!!!


rocky: REALLY?!?! BET!!! LETS CREATE OUR CHRACTER!!


*shows them creating a female character*


rocky: Only a female or male? Wheres the transsexual option at?


myron: YO WHAT WE CAN ADJUST HER TITTYS?!!


rocky: you already know bro we put that TO THE MAX


myron: A YUH!


rocky: What should we call her?


*they stare at each other then they smirk and type in "Mrscoochie69"


rocky: NOW LETS CLAP SOME CHEEKS!!!


myron:YO WHAT THE FUCK?!! WHY THE FUCK BORUTO IN HERE?


*shows boruto looking all stupid and shit*


rocky: Dont stress him! LETS CLAP HIS DADS CHEEKS!!


myron: BET!!! BEAT NAURTOS RAMEN LOVING ASS BRUH!!!!!!!!


rocky: ATTACK HIM "MrsCoochie69"!!!


*rocky and myrons character trys to attack naruto but he holds the block button the whole game*


myron: Bruh... WHY THE FUCK DOES HE KEEP BLOCKING?!?!


rocky: I DONT KNOW BRUH!!!!!


*naurto stops blocking*


myron: AYO BRUH HE STOP BLOCKING HIT HIS ASS!!!


*he tries to hit him then he starts running away*


rocky:BRUH WHAT!?!?!?!


*cuts to a scene at gamestop*


guy: Hello sir how may i help you?


rocky: Ya i would like to return this game back how much money would i get back cuz u dropped

100$ on this bit


guy: hmmm about 2 dollars


*rocky gets mad and lays on the ground*


*myron leans to rocky*


myron: you ok bruh?


*rocky slaps his hand and gets close to him*


rocky: YOU TOLD ME THIS GAME WOULD BE FUN MYRON *licks his lips* YOU LIED TO MEEEEE!!!


myron: ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


*cuts them making a deal with the gamestop guy


rocky: How bout dis we challenge you to a jump force battle! If we win you give us our 

money back!


guy: thats a bet!


*cuts to another loading screen*


rocky: YO WHAT THE HELL WHY EVERYTHING TURNED BLACK?!?!


myron: BRUH I KNOW THIS AINT ANOTHER LOADING SCREEN!!!!


*loading icon popped up*


rocky:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!


*cuts to the fight*


rocky: a ching chong chingy chong chong ching ching! (Ight you ready myron???)


myron: CHINGY CHING CHING CHINY CHING CHONG CHONG CHONG CHING CHIGGY CHING CHINGGGG!!!!

(YEEE BOY LETS GET DIS FOOL!!!!)


guy: Aye yall niggas racist


rocky: TAKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*rocky charges to the guy and he keeps blocking*


rocky:BRUHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


myron: MOVE BACK I GOT THIS!!!


*myron hits him with a nut spray but the frame rate started acting up he started lagging*


rocky: BRUH WHATS WITH THE DAMN FRAME RATE?!!?


myron:I DONT KNOW IM TRYING TO GET HIS ASS!!


rocky: Bro your going 90s internet slow!!


myron: Dont worry bro ill hit him eventually!!


*myron hits him with the nut spray but he was blocking the whole time*


*myron and rocky stares at him still holding block and runs a way*


rocky: you know what.. im going back to xenoverse..


*shows the creen going blue and it says error your game has crashed*


myron:BRUH WHAT THE FUCK!!!!


The End.

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