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AHOY, YE BALL BLASTIN' BARRELS OF BOOTY! It be talk-like-a-pirate!!! Keep yer eye-patches on, I ain't gonna be makin' no demands for pirate jargon. BUT I DO DEMAND ye all have day full o' revelry and bombastic cheers... even if ye plan to do it below deck, solo, with some pizza and a movie. YARRRRGGAGHALSLATLHASKGHALFKDHFLAKS! BE HAVIN FUN — CAPTAINS ORDERS!