MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Final (Patreon)

Well, folks. Here we are. The final match of March Madness 2023. We've lost some beautiful friends along the way (Channing Tatum's abs, Jelly, Gerard Depardieu as Obelix, all three Coneheads, Goro, Ghostface), but we've ended the competition with two very compelling contenders. Honestly? Das not fucked up.

It's OCEAN'S vs. PHILIP K. DICK adaptations.

Either way, we get Matt Damon.

With the OCEAN'S franchise, we'd get 5 films:

• Ocean's 11 (1960)
• Ocean's Eleven (2001)
• Ocean's Twelve (2004)
• Ocean's Thirteen (2007)
• Ocean's 8 (2018)

With PHILIP K. DICK, we’d narrow the field and cover 6 films:

• Blade Runner (1982)
• Paycheck (2003)
• A Scanner Darkly (2006)
• Next (2003)
• The Adjustment Bureau (2011)
• Blade Runner 2049 (2017)

We would not be covering MINORITY REPORT and TOTAL RECALL (1987) because we’ve already covered those on the main feed, and we’d be skipping the TOTAL RECALL remake and some other stinkers because, per David - “ugh, those might kill us”

SO - which franchise will Blank Check Special Features cover in 2023? Are we ring-a-ding-dinging with Danny Ocean? Or will there be tears in the rain with Roy Batty?