MARCH MADNESS 2023 - Day 26 (Patreon)

The Ocean’s movies just drowned the Turtles. Sorry, folks.

Up today - a series of films about COPS BEING COOL, and a series of films about MOBSTERS BEING FUNNY.

It’s POLICE STORY vs. THE JELLY TRILOGY.

With POLICE STORY, we’d do 5 films:

• Police Story (1985)
• Police Story 2 (1988)
• Police Story 3: Supercop (1992)
• Crime Story (1993)
• First Strike (1996)

We will not be covering Supercop 2 (not enough Chan) nor the “reboots” New Police Story and Police Story 2013.

With the JELLY TRILOGY - a thing that exists and we did not make up - we would cover 3 mafia comedies that feature character actor Joe Viterelli:

• Analyze This (1999)
• Analyze That (2002)
• Mickey Blue Eyes (1999)

Will our guy Jelly wobble-wobble to the final four? Or does Chan have the edge to take him out?