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🚨🚨WARNING 🚨🚨Misophoniacs 🚨🚨- This version of the episode includes eating on mic. CRONCH CRONCH

For our July bonus ep it’s the long-awaited / long-promised sequel to Spreadmaster’s Delight. We take another deep dive into David’s master spreadsheet with all of his personal nominees for the Academy Awards in every category going back to the 1940’s. Using a random Oscar’s generator, Griffin and David jump throughout film history and discuss all their faves! Plus, Ben again presents a roster of spreads to sample!


Topics include: The Origins of the Spreadmaster, first DVD Purchases, Kazaa, Lending Mics and More. 


Years / Categories + Spreads  covered: 

  • 2009  - Best Achievement in Makeup 
  • SPREAD - Chili Crisps
  • 1957  - Best Art Direction
  • SPREAD - Stracciatella
  • 2003  - Best Director
  • 1976  - Best Costume Design
  • SPREAD - Jalapeño Hummus 
  • 1974  - Best Adapted Screenplay 
  • 1996  - Best Picture
  • 1950  - Best Picture
  • SPREAD -  Harissa spread
  • 2000 - Best Supporting Actor 
  • 1954 - Best Supporting Actress  
  • SPREAD - Preserve Lemon Puree
  • 1991 - Best Supporting Actress  
  • 1997 - Best Original Screenplay
  • 1982 - Best Original Score
  • 2000 - Best Actor 
  • SPREAD - PISTACHIO NUT BUTTER 

Comments

Lauren

I think you got “preserved lemon” which is like a middle eastern condiment meant to be used sparingly instead of “lemon preserves” which is like marmalade

Rad Rodge

What the fellas say about E.T., about an already-really-good movie where half the effectiveness actually still comes from the music, I do also say that about a dozen other Spielberg and Star Wars movies hahah, Johnny Dubs really moves the needle

Joanna Patterson

Always listen to the full bite version, always love a lunch order. 🙌

GirlDicta

There’s nothing so relateable to me as David’s desire to maintain these organized lists except possibly Griffin’s inability to maintain them.

Jared Oliver

Bite warnings? You’ve got my Patreon subscription for life! 🙏🏾👍💰💸💵