Get Your Torches Out Because This is Straight Up Heresy (Grimdark WIP) (Patreon)

Hello!

Here comes the most heretical update yet!  So I'd just like to say that Chaos Sisters of Battle are not really a thing.  The number that turn traitor is so infinitesimally small, it might as well be zero.  They certainly have a much better track record than the Space Marines.  Remember that time when they lost 30 chapters to Chaos because the Inquisition is terrible at their job?  Way to do Malcador proud people.  Seriously, how did no one in the Ordo Hereticus think sending them to the Eye of Terror was a disaster just waiting to happen?  I mean that is some Mr. Bean levels of oversight right there.

What was I saying?  Oh yeah, Sisters are basically incorruptible.  But unless your a Custodes, Grey Knight or Sister of Silence/Blank, Chaos will find a way because all it needs is time.  You can cover yourself from head to toe in purity seals and take daily baths in holy water but the Archenemy will eventually find a weakness to exploit.  Getting the average underhive scum to turn to Chaos is not an achievement, most of them would sell their own mothers for a donut.  But to get one of the truly faithful to become a turncoat?  Well, that would be a feather in any dark god's cap.

Here's the playbook for each of the Ruinous Powers to get new recruits:

• Khorne makes warriors succumb to their bloodlust until they can't get out of rage mode.
• If you're a Machiavellian schemer, you automatically worship/are a pawn of Tzeentch no matter how much you deny it.  
• Nurgle makes you suffer so much that you sell your soul to take away the pain.
• The less said about how Slaanesh does it the better.  

There has only been one official case where a Sister went to the team Chaos and she hasn't been mentioned in years.  Probably because anyone who knows about it has been sent on an Inquisition paid trip to Belize.  But don't worry Sister players, your faith in the Emperor and the Armour of Contempt will be more than enough to protect you!

Anyways, I designed the Khorne/Nurgle sisters to the style most pleasing to their respective gods.  Nurgle is probably my favourite of the Ruinous Powers simply for the sheer variety of abominations he creates.  Remember kids, the Inquisition may burn you alive because you've become a walking sewer but Nurgle loves you no matter what! 🤗

Got a shooting pose update for Fulgrim as well.  The Phoenician has an archeotech Volkite pistol so I made something similar to that.  I also gave him a mirror so he can admire himself while committing mass xenocide.  Thanks to HalZyr's for suggesting it!  By the Emperor, if Fulgrim gets any more smug, I'm going to smash my own monitor. 😄

The Fantasy poll will be up in a couple of days.  Please have your suggestions in before then.  Thanks!