Living as a Mineta is hard Chapter 178 I-Island (Patreon)

"The immigration inspection took so damn long!" Kendo complained.

"Spooky."

"Mm."

"You can't blame them. There are 10,000 important scientists and gatherers in this place. Many companies have also invested in this island, and they also have secret research on this island. They have to fully protect everyone since in case something happens, they might lose billions of investments." He looked at Kendo and said, "If you don't mind giving that much money to the management of this island, then go ahead and break into the island."

"...."

They shut their mouths when they heard billions, and somehow their hearts also felt better since they also understood why the inspection was so damn troublesome.

As they entered, he also changed the color of his hair to a light blue color, matching the identity of his other persona as the famous "All-Tuber."

While the girls had seen this ability several times, they had to say it amazed them.

"So, are we going to the hotel directly? Or is someone going to pick us up?"

"Someone will pick us up."

"Really?

"Who?"

"I am not sure, but probably the staff of the I-Island?" While he was also a shareholder, he came here as a famous "All-Tuber," he also didn't want to startle the girls with his wealth, so he made a request for them to be low-key to pick him up.

Still, he had to say this place was like an enhanced version of Dubai or Monaco. The only visitors who could have a holiday in this place were elite and rich. However, similar to Dubai, not everyone in this place was rich such as the staff or the workers, since they came to work not for a holiday. Naturally, those people weren't that rich.

However, this place was probably better than Dubai or Monaco since there weren't any villains, and this island didn't use a human to clean up the island, only machines, which were more reliable, durable, and honest.

As many people would complain that robots had stolen their jobs, as a capitalist, he felt that a human was too much in this world and it might be better to erase 80% of them, so everyone on earth could enjoy the resource in this world peacefully.

"But we're lucky to come this time."

"Oh? Why is that?"

"Because there happens to be an I-Expo here."

The I-Expo is a world-class exposition showcasing the results of research and development on I-Island.

In other words, all the amazing inventions on this island would be shown during the I-Expo.

"I want to see them!"

"Is there an item that can help my "Quirk"?"

"Spooky."

"Mm."

Leaving Ibara and Kendo aside, he wondered whether Reiko and Yui were going to say either "Spooky!" or "Mm!"

While he didn't mind, he hoped that they could speak a normal human language from time to time.

As they talked, they walked out of the airport, waiting for their guide.

Still, even if they were all wearing a facemask, they naturally attracted everyone's attention, especially Mineta. When he wore a facemask, his eyes were highlighted, which made them all look in their direction, attracted by him like a bee that saw the sweetest flower.

Unfortunately, those people were too late since there were already four bees who had surrounded him, and they wouldn't give him to those people.

Ibara somehow felt glad that she wasn't alone, or else she might be overwhelmed by his fans.

"You know, you shouldn't change the color of your hair."

"Haha..." He could laugh awkwardly, but if he didn't do this, the guide wouldn't notice him.

While the people in this world had various hair colors, even a pink one was normal. His light blue color was so beautiful that it reminded everyone of a translucent ocean surface with a bright sun. It was like a beautiful summer for their youth, wanting to give them the excitement or bitterness of love.

Still, as he was in this place, he knew that many heroes should be invited to this island, so he wondered whether some of them could trigger his system. He might be on vacation, but if there was a chance, how could he miss it?

"Excuse me, are you Sakana-san?"

They quickly turned toward the source of this voice, and they were greeted by the appearance of a beautiful young woman.

If one thought that he would meet a lucky pervert situation where a random girl suddenly crashed into him and pushed her breasts or kissed his lips, then one would be disappointed since there was no such a stupid girl in this story.

It was also quite unrealistic, especially when they were in a vast place like an airport.

Even if an I-Island allowed the visitors to use their "Quirk," it didn't mean that they would use it in a place where they would bother people.

Still, the young woman had wavy blonde hair and a mature body, which wouldn't lose to Momo. However, unlike Momo, who mostly dressed while showing most of her skin, this young woman dressed in a polite and elegant style.

If he had to say, her attire was like a female horse rider. He could tell that this girl was from an elite family and received an elite education.

'She's wearing glasses.'

A girl wearing glasses was awesome.

He only realized it now, and he was too late to realize it, which made him sigh.

While his thought was moving in a strange direction, his face was as calm and gentle as ever.

However, more importantly, under his facemask, he smiled since his luck was so good.

*Ding!*

<Melissa Shield>

<Charm: 8>

<Pass!>

Oh, while it was late, the name of his channel on "All-Tuber" was Sakanaction.

Sakana was his stage name, and it had a meaning of fish in the Japanese language.

As for why he chose the name, he just thought of the name of a certain band, which didn't exist in this world, and it was strangely suited for the name of his channel, so he just chose it.

"Hmm... so you got a beautiful girl as your guide."

"How lucky~!"

"Spooky."

"Mm."

"..........."

Still, it seemed he had to do something about the four girls behind him, yet he didn't notice the gaze that came from Melisa was quite different. It wasn't the gaze of a normal person who wanted to greet someone politely. Instead, it was a gaze that could mostly be found among his fans and his pet.

It was honestly scary.

However, he was okay since he had met with a lot of scary women.

"Yes, but you can call me Mineta Minoru. That's my real name." He didn't hide his name since everyone knew about his identity.

"Ah, that's right! You're also the champion of the Sports Festival in Yuuei, right?"

"Yes, er..."

While he knew her name, she hadn't instructed her name, so it was quite strange if he called her direction. However, he felt the name "Shield" was quite unique and quite rare, especially when this young woman lived on this island, which made him think of a certain someone in his mind.

'Are they related?'

He thought that there was such a possibility.

"Please call me Melissa." Melissa smiled and said, "Everyone calls me that."

"Then you can call me Minoru. Everyone calls me that."

He didn't lie.

Every beautiful girl called him by his first name.

"Cough! Cough!" Ibara coughed.

"........." Mineta.

"Er..." Melisa felt confused by the relationship between Mineta and the four girls beside him, but there was something that she had to say first. "Hello, everyone! My name is Melissa Shield. You can call me Mellisa. I will be your guide while you stay here, and welcome to the I-Island."

"Thank you."

He had to say his first impression of the I-Island was good.