I am that male friend in the harem story 21 The quickest protagonist to die (Patreon)
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"Try to guess who I am?"
When this question was asked, Ishigami's mind immediately went to one of his acquaintances who had a softness similar to a water pillow or meat bun on their chest.
However, the only person that came to his mind was one.
Yet, when he smelled this gentle scent, Ishigami wondered whether she had changed her perfume.
"...Fujiwara-senpai?"
"Huh? Fujiwara-senpai? You mean Fujiwara Chika? Are you close to her?"
Ah, he made a wrong guess, but it couldn't be helped since the only girl he knew who had such an incredible chest and would do something so silly like that was Chika. Still, he quickly held the hands that closed his eyes, pulling them away, then turned his head.
"...who?"
"How cruel!"
The young woman cried with Ishigami's confused expression. "Did you forget about me? We just met yesterday, right? You also helped me!"
"...sorry, what's your name again?" Ishigami looked at the pink-haired young woman with a voluptuous body, pink-haired, which she neatly combed into a 7:3 ratio, and a ponytail, which she tied with a ribbon.
Frankly, with how beautiful she was, Ishigami should remember her, but many things happened last night, and he didn't remember that they had introduced each other.
"Now that you mention it!" The young woman suddenly realized something and said, "We haven't introduced ourselves!" Then she smiled at Ishigami and introduced herself. "My name is Tsubame Koyasu. I am in my third year, so call me Senpai, okay?" She lightly tapped Ishigami's nose as if he were a naughty junior.
"...yes, Senpai."
While Ishigami said so, he quickly stopped Tsubame's hand, which wanted to touch him again as her sweet scent was just too much for a virgin and pubescent boy like him.
'This is inappropriate,' he thought.
While he loved it, this couldn't continue since he wasn't a harem comedy protagonist who could remain limp all the time.
"But I will appreciate it if you don't touch me too much."
Ishigami sounded helpless, but this aroused her Tsubame's interest to tease him more.
"Geez, are you embarrassed? Oh, you haven't introduced yourself, right!"
"Don't you know my name?"
"I know you, but... but it won't be fair if you don't introduce yourself, right?"
When Tsubame asked so, she looked at him with a cute pout.
Not only was her personality friendly, outgoing, and easy to get close to anyone but her beautiful face and the softness of her body could also simply melt the hearts of any man.
Including him, but Ishigami was strong!
"My name is Ishigami Yuu. Nice to meet you, Koyasu-senpai."
"Um, nice to meet you, Ishigami-kun~!"
As Ishigami greeted her like a good boy, Tsubame wanted to pat his head again.
"Senpai, while I respect you, I hope that you don't touch me much."
Ishigami quickly held Tsubame's hands since those hands tried to touch him again.
Frankly, he felt a bit jealous of a woman who could get so touchy with others, yet if a man got touchy, everyone would think of him as sexual harassment.
Still, while he didn't hate this touch, she was a little close, and he was afraid that he couldn't hold on since he could feel the blood on his body slowly moving to his lower body.
'This can't continue...'
"What's wrong? Are you embarrassed?"
When Tsubame asked so, she looked at her hands, which were held by him firmly. He didn't show her mercy and held her tightly, which made her body feel strange since usually others were gentle with her.
"I am afraid that others will misunderstand."
"Others? Who?"
As if a cue of someone would come out, someone suddenly called his name.
"Yuu?"
The two turned and then saw Onodera was there, staring at the two with a frown.
"Tsubame-senpai?"
"Ah, Rei-chan!" Tsubame became awkward when Onodera saw her with Ishigami, and somehow, she became slightly panicked. But why should she panic? The two didn't date each other, right? So, there shouldn't be any misunderstandings, but somehow... she felt that she had done something wrong.
But then, she noticed a strangeness at what Onodera called Ishigami. "Yuu?"
As Tsubame muttered softly, Onodera tried to smile and asked, "...what are you two doing?"
"Koyasu-senpai is trying to molest me."
"What?!" 2x
"Ishigami-kun!" Tsubame looked at Ishigami with resentment and blushed, but when she thought about how touchy she was toward him, clinging to his firm and strong body, she couldn't refute it and panicked.
Only Onodera started to look at Tsubame with a resentful gaze. She had helped her yesterday, but why the heck did this senior of her try to touch her crush?!
'Wait, crush?'
Somehow, Onodera started to realize something.
"I was joking. She was just about to fall before, so I caught her."
"Eh? Really?"
Onodera looked at Tsubame with surprise and worry.
"Ah, um, yes." While Tsubame felt a bit guilty, she nodded since being mistaken to fall was much better than being mistaken to molest this bad guy!
Still watching his calm face as if he did nothing wrong, Tsubame pouted.
"Then, Senpai, we will go to the class first."
"See you, Senpai."
Ishigami quickly left since he could feel many gazes on him, and Onodera quickly followed him.
"Ah, yes."
Yet, Tsubame felt at a loss since she knew that she hadn't thanked him for what Ishigami did yesterday, but when she thought about what he had done before, she pouted and thought that she needed to show her prestige as a senior or else, this bad guy would bully her!
"Was Tsubame-senpai's hands feeling good?"
When the two walked to the class, Onodera couldn't help but ask this question in a resentful tone, even if she didn't realize it.
Ishigami stopped, then looked at Onodera, causing her to be stunned, before—
"Give me your hands."
"Eh?"
While Onodera was confused, she gave her two hands obediently, but she was surprised when she saw him holding her hands firmly so suddenly.
"I-Ishigami...!"
She was embarrassed by his sudden action, but she didn't hate it, she thought.
"Yours feel better."
As Ishigami said so, he let go of her smooth yet slightly sweaty hands and walked to the class again.
Frankly, Onodera's hands were thinner, but it didn't mean that they weren't good, and their hands had their own advantages, which made him wonder how it felt when those hands were used for something else.
It was just his EQ was high, and he knew no matter who was better, at this moment, he had to say Onodera's hands were the best.
Watching how he let her hands go so easily, as if he threw them away, Onodera snorted, thinking that this guy was as tsundere as ever.
'Even though you want to hold my hand...'
Onodera pouted, but frankly, if Ishigami asked her, then... she might not mind him holding her hand.
Yet, this guy ignored her and pretended that he hadn't noticed anything.
Still, Ishigami couldn't be blamed since he knew that a trial was awaiting him, especially when he saw the text on his smartphone. Yes, this text might be unreasonable, yet in the power of money, what could he do?
If he wasn't careful, he was afraid that he would become a fish pellet in Tokyo Bay, even though he was so young and full of potential like this.
While there might be a chance of him being traveled and revived by another character, it was just... who wanted to die, right?
So, while it was humiliating, he could only go and think of many revenge novels, hoping that they could be used in the future.
'Don't bully the poor and the weak!'
And it wasn't too late for the gentleman to take his revenge within ten years!
"Ishigami, do you want to have lunch together?"
"Sorry, maybe next time, I need to go to the student council."
"Ah, okay, do your best."
When the break started, many invited him to have lunch together, and Ishigami knew that their relationship had become closer after that karaoke yesterday. Still, while he would maintain a relationship with them, it was only a bare minimum since he was too lazy to get close to those who mocked him before—unless they treated him because money was innocent.
Still taking a deep breath, Ishigami walked away from the class, walking toward the empty corridor that led him into an empty room on the corner where he saw a beautiful girl with a "gyaru" like attire, long blonde hair, which she tied up on the side with a scrunchie, and long smooth, white thighs that were shown through her short skirt, stood as if she was in charge of a lookout, so no one would know what would her master did to a poor man like him.
"Hayasaka-senpai."
"Ishigami-kun." Hayasaka nodded calmly without many expressions on her face, like ice, which was a stark contrast with the lively attire that she usually showed at school.
Still, Ishigami didn't care about this reaction and continued to talk with her. "Have you eaten lunch yet?"
Only when Hayasaka wanted to answer his question—
"Ishigami, come here."
"....."
While Hayasaka rolled her eyes helplessly, Ishigami took a deep breath and stepped forward before a powerful grip grabbed his collars and pulled him into the empty room.
'Ah, I am dead.'