Not Quite Lava (Patreon)

This scorching molten pit deep underneath the mushroom kingdom has an unexpected property. Falling in doesn't exactly kill you. Instead, you'll re emerge as one of these dudes:  Big horny and confused about your new lava dragon existence. 

Maybe the other lava dragon bros will initiate you into their brotherly fraternity deep under the earth's crust. Likely they will greet you by affectionately wrestling until "tension" is relieved, followed by a quick "no homo" pat on the shoulder.

Big beefy lava dragon dudebros can be strange like that sometimes.