🍨 Question time. (Patreon)

You're hypnotised by an evil clown (don't worry about it) so that every time you hit the edge, you can't climax unless you recite a passage of text of your choosing - correctly and to completion.

The passage can be from script, prose, poetry or another source such as legal code. It must take between 1 and 5 minutes to recite: approximately 1-2 pages of literature, 1 moderate poem, 3 short poems, 2 verses of a longer poem, a filmic or literary monologue, 2 verses/a verse and chorus of lyrical performance, etc.

If you make a mistake in the reading, your ability to climax is locked off for 12 hours. You can get to the edge but not tip over.

It doesn't have to be from memory, but be real - how likely are you to have a printed copy of your text nearby before you cum?

Anyway, the big question...

What passage of text do you choose?