🦅 BREAKING NEWS: EVERYTHING IS AWESOME! 😬 (Patreon)

 ---  RUMOURS RANLILABZ SUFFERING FROM CUBITAL TUNNEL SYNDROME DENOUNCED AS 'LIES'  --- TRACTOR PRODUCTION UP 500% THIS JUNE  ---  CERVAXIAN WAR 'MISSION ACCOMPLISHED' FOLLOWING GLORIOUS RETREAT FROM SIRIUS SYSTEM  --- PRESIDENT-FOR-LIFE SKYLARK ACCOLADED BY UNION ACADEMY OF THE SCIENCES AS 'A TREMENDOUSLY WELL-BALANCED SUPER-GENIUS' --- 

Oh dear... so much Fake News these days 😂. Unfortunately I am suffering from Cubital Tunnel Syndrome... a repetitive strain injury that means two fingers on my right hand are numb (and rather uncomfortable). I'm booked into the physios on Monday, so hopefully he'll be able to sort me out, but it's severely restricting the amount of work I'm currently able to do. The cause? Clicking that computer mouse so much! 🐁

This is infuriating... I'm so close to finishing up the main graphics of the Remaster, and with my new study and computer I should be in a period of unparalleled productivity. In the UK we have a phrase for this - Sod's Law. I think the US calls it Murphy's Law, but for any less cynical cultures, it means that whatever can go wrong will go wrong... generally at the worst possible time 🙄

Now, I should stress that this is merely slowing me down rather than stopping me... it'd take more that a couple of numb fingers to do that! 🦸‍♂️ But you should know that the release will no longer be in the first half of this month. Nevertheless, there will still be July and August releases 😀