Guest Lecture 5: Amazonians: by Majors Umbreeyoree and YandereLover (Patreon)

Hello again class. Today’s lecture will be a bit different, since the species we will be talking about today is one dear to heart of one of our own... Isn’t that right, Major Yandere Lover? "Hey what can I say, did you see those whips and chains they had? Way better quality than we have at Space Corps. I think Comfort Branch should take notes, but anyway, on with the lecture." Okay, great, just as a reminder though, I’m the guest lecturer, so please don’t tell me what to do. Ever. “Hold on now, we are both lecturing on this one, or do I need to bring up what happened on Kelvani Prime?” I TOLD YOU THAT WAS A BUSINESS ARRANGEMENT AND NOTHING MORE!  “Yeah yeah, not from where I was standing” … … … “... … …” Well anyway, let’s get this lecture on the Amazonians started shall we?

BIOLOGY
The Amazonians are an entirely female species of humanoids living on Typhon 4 on the Outer Rim. What’s that, Captain Sameer? Yes they are called Amazonians - but it’s nothing to do with Greek mythology. No. Or the Wonder Woman movies. They are called Amazonians because of their first leader Amazonia. “Actually they’re named after the super penetrating cat dildo they created, The Amaze Nian”... Okay, I didn’t actually know that. Thank you Yandere. “It has an oversized head and vibrating whiskers”... Cool to know. I guess. Now Amazonians are very similar in overall physiology to humans, but are around 9 - 12 feet tall and overly muscular… “PERFECTLY MUSCULAR”... … … Extremely muscular “... … …” I mean they make Sarge look like a baby kitten in comparison.  Amazonians have extreme strength, obviously, but also incredible dexterity and agility. No, Major Bucholtz - the two words have different meanings. “They also have very gentle hands and know just when to stop” … Um, okay.
 

SOCIETY
The Amazonians are ruled by a female monarch - currently Queen Vajurna. Underneath the Queen in the chain of command are her children, their bodyguards (the most brutal and loyal of her warriors), the Scavengers (more on them in a bit), and finally the rank-and-file warriors. The Queen is succeeded by her daughter if she can prove herself worthy, and the queen is still strong enough to die properly in combat. The Amazonians require males to mate with, but are an entirely female species, so they enslave males from other species as sex slaves and servants. The best breeding specimens are given to the Queen. The Queen can also be challenged to a fight to the death for the position of Queen, but there has not been a challenge in over 300 years. “The Queen can also be usurped if challenged to the Right of the Cup, where the challenger has 1 hour to make the Queen cum. If they do, they can make one request of the Queen, which she must fulfill regardless of reasonability.” … Did you challenge the Queen, Yandere? “Yes. I succeeded in the last minute.” So what did you ask? “For her to return the favour with her tools… hehe” I… 

We really do have a lot to get through. But I’ve got to ask for more details on that!

 “So the Amazonians are really into BDSM and Femdom. Like REAAAAAAAALLY into it. Most of their improvised weapons are also great sex toys.” Yes, more on that in a bit. “So after the Right of the Cup she strapped me to Queen Andrea’s Cross and then just started using all these devices I’d never seen before. She did things I’ve never even thought you could do to a person.” That’s a little vague. Can you go into some more, exciting detail? “I don’t know what I could say other than amazing! At one point I was in myself. It was crazy” Is that how you got that eyepatch? “... … …”  Well if anyone would like some further detail on what occurred, feel free to ask Major Yandere below.

So in regards to what Yandere mentioned before about their improvised weapons, the Amazonians get most of their weapons and technology from the other species that they pillage and raid. They have taken the ships from those who have landed on their planet, and use them to attack nearby vessels and take their supplies and males. The females of whatever species they encounter are usually let go in the hopes of bringing more males and technology to them. The Scavengers take the technology from other species and repurpose them into weapons for mass slaughter. “And sex toys. Don’t forget about sex toys.” I haven’t Yandere. “They were lemon scented” Th… … ...what? “... … …” Anyway, the Queen is in charge of giving the repurposed technology to whom she deems fit.
 

CIVILIZATION
The Amazonians were first discovered by SpaceCorps 6-person Stealthship Chugalug during a routine expedition in the Outer Rim. The moment they landed, the Amazonians quickly surrounded the crew and stole their equipment. The Queen at the time “QUEEN BALLCRUSHER” Uh yes, Queen Ballcrusher approached Captain Tammy Curdunskie to ‘barter’ for her ship. Tammy agreed to give up the Chugalug in exchange for a smaller ship (plus taking the 4 males off their hand as a sweetener). Queen Ballcrusher was so thrilled with the outcome that she offered SpaceCorps a business arrangement. We give them technology and male sex slaves (positions are still available for the next shipment there by the way), and they supply us with warriors for the Forward Infantry and technology specialists for the SciCorps.

 

Alright, that’s it for the Amazonians. Chances are you’ll see some of them during the next big battle - probably using some of you as a club to kill the enemies. “An Amazonian’s greatest weapon is her beauty… and her fists… and her guns… and her dildos…” … ...Uh, yes. And if you have any more questions about the Amazonians, feel free to ask Yandere all about them. “I have pictures” Ahem.