Beware the Fae! 👸🏻 (Patreon)

Don't go down to the woods today... unless you want to be mobbed by a tribe of mischievous and slightly rapey sprites!

Of course, SpaceCorps has long since torn down the Enchanted Forests of Emhain Abhlach to ensure the vital supply of toothpicks for the Fleet. Despite a noble attempt to Ethically Cleanse the Fae from the smouldering ruins of their once magical homeworld, some of the cheeky little buggers managed to sneak on board one of the Friendship & Co-Prosperity Annihilation Cruisers and now scavenge for scraps like vermin. 🐀

SpaceCorps Bounty: 1cr per Fae scalp 💸

(This message was sponsored by Nothimmler's Military Surplus Emporium ⚔ 50% off all toothpicks this weekend only!)