Captain's Contest... Picking the Sergeant's Name. (Patreon)

Goodness - I hope the Sergeant doesn't get in trouble for stalking the corridors naked... Hell, who am I kidding - nobody's going to try and tell that hardass what to do!

So it's time to pick the Drill-Sergeant's name. I've been calling her Uma until now, but I'm not entirely happy with that... so I'm calling in reinforcements! She needs a first and last name (and a nickname if you fancy)... I'm looking forward to seeing what you come up with.

Post your entries in the comments (or message me privately, if you prefer). You can have as many entries as you like  - but I'll weight it so that each Captain has an equal chance of winning. Be as jokey, referential or off-the-wall as you like... but remember that she's a human female!

Oh, and try not to piss her off too much... I'm the one who'll pay the price for that! 🥴💪

EDIT: The image in this post is a .gif - I've just realised that it doesn't seem to play when you open in on a phone or tablet... so all you get is a dimly lit Sergeant in the background! If you want to see the gif, open it on a PC. If you don't have access to one, I've attached the main image below.