✂️MC Haircut Poll Finalists✂️ (Patreon)

Well, we've managed to trim the possible options on MC's future look from a crazed 36 to rather more sensible 2! Thank you to everyone who voted... even those of you who voted a bit more than strictly allowed (this month's record for outrageous cheating goes to a certain Lieutenant who voted 8 times 😱 ... You know who you are, Lieutenant!)

Now that required a bit of pruning to ensure that everyone was treated equally - I've attached the adjusted and unadjusted figures below (thankfully for Democracy, they have the same result 🤗). And the outcome: MC is getting his barnet back, but getting a darn good shave down under!

I realise a few of you will be disappointed at the loss of pubes (😬 democracy suck 50% of the time, right!) However, you'll still be seeing the genitally unkempt version on MC in his flashbacks to Ganymede - and I'll have further MC appearance polls in accordance with future storylines.

Body hair may have been chosen, but the haircut is heading off to the second round Captain's Poll below! I realise that I said this would be between 3 options, but the closest runner-up "Skywalker" had a measly 4 votes and has been prematurely retired.

Fingers on buttons, Captains... Classic or Jock - you decide!

⬇️CAPTAINS VOTE BELOW!⬇️