Something for Patrons (Patreon)

I recently had need of a self-taped monologue (for reasons that I will get into in the future, probably) and so, for your enjoyment, dear Patrons, here is a scene from a play called CSI: Neverland (yes, it's exactly the kind of thing you think it is) where the 911 operator is...a touch overworked.

I've been...so so so SO busy recently. Busy to the point that I made myself sick, which is never actually a clever thing to do, but I still feel a bit like I'm neglecting you all. Which is bad, because I love and appreciate you. So here is a thing. I hope you find it at least mildly amusing!