Sorry about that.
NO SORRIES! STOP SAYING YOU'RE SORRY!
Where have you been, Jill? Well...umm...Sandwich, Kent, in a boarding school, for a week, getting an APC Basic qualification in Rapier and Dagger, Single Sword and Unarmed stage combat. No, seriously, this is What I Did On My Holidays by Jill, Aged 32. I had the best time, 10/10, would recommend. As long as you don't mind sweating continuously for six days and gaining a large collection of weird bruises. http://theapc.org.uk www.jillbearup.com