And lo, that time has come. Also I have conjunctivitis and it ITCHES SO MUCH ARGH ARGH ARGH THE ITCHING.
Other than that we're all pretty good here.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Wait. The chicken. Crosses the road. To get to... The other side? OR... The Other Side... Seriously I was 24 years old before I figured this out, and now I share it with you. This joke has a real punchline after all. It's just...a really dark one.