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Bluesona Shrimp Fried Rice [OC] // 11 ALTERNATE VARIANTS (Patreon)

Published:
2023-06-14 14:00:08
Imported:
2023-06

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You're telling me... a shrimp fried this rice?! 🦐

Inspired by the shrimp fried rice meme + this fried rice wave prank meme


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Servantey

I bet that shit has no msg in it 2 pkg (8.8 oz each) Mahatma® Ready to Heat Cilantro Limón Jasmine Rice 2 tbsp canola oil ½ lb peeled deveined shrimp, tails removed (21 to 25 count) 2 green onions, thinly sliced 1 clove garlic, minced 2 eggs, lightly beaten ½ cup frozen mixed veggies ½ cup diced pineapple 1 tbsp soy sauce 1 cup MSG 1 tbsp sriracha hot sauce 2 tbsp chopped toasted peanuts

Anonymous

Adorable

TylerTron18

You’re telling me rice fried shrimp?! Also the fucking captions had me losing it, idk i found it progressively funnier as they carried on, best set of the decade. 👏👏👏👏👏

NeoAbsolution

Bunnies can fry rice? My mind is blown!

Craig from Omaha

Which is more cultured: bunny suits vs. reverse bunny suits?

bluethebone
>>110708897

bunny suits, such a classic. without the bunny suit, there would be no reverse bunny suit 🧐

bluethebone
>>110708846

thank you!! at first i thought it was too simple but maybe that’s just enough 😌

Crimson Grain

There is no way a naked could fry rice

Rock

I approve of this apron

thatsnowconeguy

you telling me this bone is blue?

Matt Lilly

Horny pack hittin'

Drex

You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice? No way

flou

whoa, yummy! I mean food! ;D

some patron

You're telling me an えび fried this rice? まさか!

Gungelion

At first glance this may look impressive, but we all know how this ends. A plate of Fried Rice on Bluesona.

mindbubbls

Damn, I’m allergic to shrimp. Good thing you made other options for me to choose from.

Joshua Reyes

Fantastic! Beautifully done once again, meme inspired art is always a treat! 🙏

Anonymous

I'll take a virgin fried rice, thank you

Sh0tgun_Jacks0n

This is like, a confluence of Uncle Roger's favorite things: cooking to criticize and excuses to shoehorn the Pornhub jingle while he says "Sorry children" MSG/10

Larry

BRB, I'm going for some takeout...

dredgenVahn

you telling me that shrimp can cook?

Nejo

❤️❤️❤️x3!!! Feed me, Seymour!

Anonymous

you telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

Neostar Productions

Yowza! I can’t tell which looks tastier~ 😋

Kevin Wright

Yes, please. I think the gingham style.

Sokaras

Nice

Anonymous

Your telling me a naked fried that rice