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A new audio will be arriving tomorrow (of the NSFW variety).  I was aiming to finish it today, but the cat has refused to stop laying on me, and my laptop is all the way over on the other side of the room.  

I'm sure you understand my predicament.  However, I still want to take this opportunity to thank you for your kindness and patience as I find a way to lure her off of my chest so I can finish my editing.

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Kristof De Stijl

Since it was the cat that caused the delay I’ll forgive you

Draven

The best kind of delay

simon

Pet tha cat for everyone!

Tim

You mean purr-dicament right ?

Saifer

Cat paralysis a serious condition. We totally understand <3

Kamots

Cats can either be assholes or love bugs. In this case, your cats a big love bug, isn't is?

Lilu’s Husband

Dangerous: I have to get all these done, I’ve got so much to do! Dangerous’ cat: Nah, I have to lie on you. Your listeners will understand. Dangerous’ Listeners: KITTY!! So adowuble! Don’t worry, Audio can wait. We see Kitty! Much love DA!

David Kelly

You’re in an impossible situation, the cat photo has been accepted as an appropriate substitute

Ashe

Understandable because you're not going anywhere until your cat decides to move, all is forgiven

Shirokage66

Ah a case of Feline Paralysis, I have 2 dogs; a golden retriever 🐕 and a tiny poodle 🐩 so I fall victim from their Canine Paralysis on a regular basis so alls good 👍

PintsizedPip

My god, you poor woman. The concessions that must be made to appease your fluffy overlord. You have my sympathies. I’m sure it was a good laptop 😢😅 For the reals though, enjoy an extra day of cuddles, you deserve it. I’d be hard pressed to move from there as well 🖤

Ariès

The cat is so eeepppyyy 🥺😳

Jeremy Knight

Aw that's so cute, My cat likes being in the same room as me but doesn't lay on me unless I'm laying down and it's always my legs. Take as much time as you need.

Blindluck92

Yeah, safe to say you're not going anywhere until she's done with you. Best get comfortable. 😅😹

Brandon

Lol cozy kitty. When she decides its time to get up is time to get up. No other exceptions!

houzi

Oh no! What a catastrophe! Thought you were kitten around, but this is clearly a serious purr-oblem. It's just impawsible to free yourself at this point. ...Might as well call your other kitty over, too 🤷‍♀️

Ymir

I completely understand this, my cat is not very affectionate but when he is, I do everything I can to take care of him.

PrimadonnaKath

Butterscotch said NOT TODAY!

peanutbutterxxx

I totally get you, I couldn't resist pampering and kissing that cutie with hair as gorgeous as that little furball. That kitty is just too adorable! 🥹💖

Merrick

Understandable if we're all honest, has to be done.

haroldthewhite

Good work cat. Your check is in the mail.

Myrel

Ah i see that I'm not the only one that has a paralysis demon 😹 My cat must always finds her way to get on my chest.

The_Nerd

The Cat Trap

Eric

Hopefully she chooses to leave before starvation sets in

LilLassie

Cat has priorities straight for sure

Vindeflei

This is a completely valid reason, as it is a law of the universe that you cannot move a cat that is sitting on you.

Jordan

Yeah, no getting around that. It is how it is

Casey Hengstebeck

I mean your hands are tied. No one could reasonably ask more of you. Also, yay kitty!😺

Connor

Eepy cat

Evin Mueller

Orange cat activities 😁😂

T- Virus

Thank you kitty for keeping our goddess safe and loving for all of us

Uritemo

Just admit it DA... your cat is in fact just another clingy needy neko

Uritemo

Cleverly disguised of course as a clingy needy but unassuming house cat.

Alexander Frost

It's ok, you love on the kitty for all of us. We'll wait~♥

8thVertex

seems like a really good reason to me

Elle

Cat pics are always a good bribe, I’m sure everyone forgives the delay. Thank u ☺️