Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Pt. 25 -- (So Deep, Man) (Patreon)

I hope you enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I rant, rave, and read more of the internet's worst-rated internet fiction!

In today's episode: if names don't exist, do people exist? and other deep thoughts