Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People 3, Pt 4 -- (I Know Your Inches) (Patreon)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another drunken dive into the deplorable depths of Moon People, the most frustrating book ever written!  

Join me once again as I tenuously cling to what little remaining sanity I have left while narrating more of this space-based "classic".  My apologies in advance.