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I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the intoxicated continuation -- and sudden finale -- of my journey through the worst book to ever cross my desk, Moon People, written by Paddington Essay!*

What will happen in this "thrilling" final installment?  You'll have to listen to find out!


*Names have been changed to protect the innocent

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That Darned Hyena

It stopped in the middle. Do you mean the throbbing love box? The pulsing love cave? Or did they actually mean the center? Who knoooooows

Dangerous' Freya❤️

We are about to find out in the grand finale!!! ❤️🤗😊

Anonymous

The way you scold us makes me laugh so much. 🤣 And Moon people is Dangerous's kryptonite... Good to know. And no! This book make me want to kill myself! Don't read it I'm begging.

David Kelly

So many questions left unanswered by this book, What else is exactly like a potato? Will Moon Base 1 eventually become a base on the moon? Is the tactical formation they talked about just crewman making a human pyramid and screaming at the enemy? Is it called the age of Aquarius because they are putting in a red lobster on moon base 1 and they got a giant aquarium for the lobster. I for one want to find out in the Age of Aquarius, if you have the sanity left for it. I’ve really enjoyed the pure anger you have for this book and your commentary. The free David degradation is also a great bonus, just pure gravy for me.

Hayk

What’s scary is I read that that the author, wants to one day, make this into a film trilogy. How terrifying would that be if you’re at the movies one day, you’re watching the upcoming movie trailers, and suddenly, “Moon People,” trailer starts playing! Rated I for illiteracy! 😱 😂 Thank you for your audios Dangerous, this series gave me lots of laughs, but I would not want you to torture yourself by reading the next book lol. Please take care, and have yourself a great day. 🙂

Jeremy Knight

Please don't read the sequel! that was the most boring space story I've ever heard... and on top of that the writer had a jack off epilogue to himself. I will gladly hear you read good literotica.

Jeremy Knight

The Auther dead ass wants to make this shit a movie series?! my god that would be the most boring thing ever. He has his head far up his ass.

Out of Character

I really enjoyed your reading of Moon People. It got.me through some rough days by giving me some laughs. Thank you Dangerous. If you decide to read Moon People II I will be excited for it.

Marieli

Wow I’m so happy it ended 😂I actually hated it that it tortured you so much 🥺but your humor about made it a thousand times better! Honestly I’m surprised you asked us if we want you to read the second book. I mean if we make you do it again it’ll seem like we’re not only sadists against you but we hate you! 😂anyway thank you for your dedication through this space trash! My vote is for you not to waste more of your precious life force on this travesty of literature….even though it’s not even literature at this point. Have great night D.A!

Marieli

**I just noticed my grammar error on the last sentence oh no ! Moon People has poisoned me😅 ** AHEM** Have a great night D.A!

Coby-O

What a wonderful thing for me to listen to on my 30th birthday

Anonymous

There's more moon people? I'm more interested in seeing if the author's writing skills have improved rather than where his story is going. Hopefully, there's more delicious meals to look forwards to in the next amazing instalment of the moon people.

Anonymous

So this is obviously a set-up .. the Powleen show up, act super-sketchy and make it clear that we had better get into their "trade agreement" and become museum pieces on their giant ship ... but then, SUDDENLY, some mysterious badguys show up who, despite being way ahead of us technologically, we easily defeat without any casualties. And now we know that the Powleen are out to protect us, right? I mean, this is all just an obvious false-flag trap to convince us of some nebulous enemy to join with the Powleen against, right? I mean, right? Apologies, I'm also, um, 420 to listen to this along with you. Wait, he has CHILDREN? I thought he was like 11 years old! No fucking way. Seriously. I guess I'm impressed that he has no shame, though, right? He's just ... OUT THERE. The balls on this guy. Okay, but seriously, ONE question remains, DA: When is the NSFW version? Cheral seduces a Powleen? Heather Courtney disciplines the senile Admiral? Genderfluid Arcons experiment on David? I ... hm ... I think I have some writing to do.

Leighton

Please don't read the next book

J A

Finally got through this series, had to take my own breaks midway through the episodes. I commend you for keeping a modicum of your sanity intact after this first book. I’m morbidly curious as to what utter nutriloaf-flavored nonsense the second and third books have in store. Also very concerned if one of his kids turns out to be named Heather- that BETTER be his wife (if he even is married). Hoo boy…

Cole Blackblood

What the fuck was that ending?