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Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 4 -- (The Worst Book Ever Shat Out) (Patreon)

Published:
2021-08-04 12:00:05
Imported:
2021-09

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I hope you all enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the maddening continuation of the world's most infuriatingly-written story, Moon People, by Paddington Essay*.  

Listen as I ramble and rant my intoxicated way through a few more chapters of what can loosely be described as a book in the episode that answers the question: "what did David have for breakfast, and was it good?"  


*Names have been changed to protect the innocent.

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Dangerous' Freya❤️

Let’s keep the moon people show on the road!❤️🤗😊

Anonymous

I wonder if, in this episode, we finally get to explore the USS LUNAR BASE 1? We've heard so much about how the USS LUNAR BASE 1 has everything, including a shopping mall, excellent restaurants (presumably as high-quality as Red Lobster, perhaps a Perkin's even), and more. And the pay for those serving on the USS LUNAR BASE 1, I've heard, is good. I'm fully expecting tremendously exciting things to happen once we reach the USS LUNAR BASE 1. Are we going to meet new characters who have been serving on the USS LUNAR BASE 1 for a decade? The commitment required to be on the USS LUNAR BASE 1, we've been told, is a substantial one, because you have to give up 10 years of your life on the USS LUNAR BASE 1, but it's not a bad thing, because the pay is good, and living on the USS LUNAR BASE 1 is amazing, on account of all the perks, and also, the USS LUNAR BASE 1 is in space, so there are amazing things to see and do, all aboard the USS LUNAR BASE 1. I'm sure David will get himself into tremendously exciting and thrilling adventures aboard the USS LUNAR BASE 1, so I can't wait to read (hear) these chapters that tell all about everything that happens on the USS LUNAR BASE 1. Also, the pay is good.

Coby-O

You just made my long work day better Dangerous. 💙

Anonymous

--- Major Spoiler Warning --- Ah, mhm... Those scenes where David and his lover had coitus with one another, really had me invested...for one minute.

Hayk

First of all, I’m going to say David’s favorite movie is “The Breakfast Club.” It has to be 😂. This is how I’m imagining the ending. The asteroid itself is going to get so bored, it’s going to change course, and go the fuck in the opposite direction. Then the whole world will say “Wow,” all at the same time mind you, at David, for scaring off the asteroid with how boring he is. Then David and “Chairyl,” will go off to the Red Lobster, and live happily ever after. Then in the epilogue, it’ll state that David would go on to open up his very own bologna sandwich shop on the moon. 😂 Many thanks Dangerous, I have a lot of fun with these. Despite the book itself being boring, your roasting and commentary of this book, has me laughing my ass off most of the time. Anyway, thanks for the entertainment, have a great day, and keep being awesome, Dangerous. 🙂

I-Is-Typing_

I wish I had wine for this too, but I guess bleach will suffice. 0_0 It's only Diet Bleach, don't worry!

Jeremy Knight

I'm sorry you had to pay for this book. the stories I read on Archive of our Own about Lady Dimitrescu are far more interesting and their actual good stories.