Drunk and Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas, Ep 5 (Patreon)

I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous!  Join me once again as I scour the depths of the Creepypasta site to bring you some more of the worst-rated horror stories I can find... sobriety optional.*

*So optional, I've already read the first story before... yeah.  I didn't remember it.