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I hope you guys all enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous Worst-Rated Creepypastas!

Sit back, relax, and listen to me drunkenly read and roast some of the worst-rated Creepypastas on the 'pasta website.  I mean, it's better than watching election coverage... right?  Right??!

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Irhaboggler

Wanna know the worst rated creepypasta EVER? This god damn election. Definitely creepy, but a solid -♾/10

PrimadonnaKath

Definitely the best distraction from the disaster that is the American government. 😂

Jinks

So far we've had an old lady who accidentally killed herself via decapitation and spindly leg boy who purposely inhaled rain. Can't wait to hear the next episode of 'Stupid Ways to Die' 😂😂❤️

Jeremy Knight

I never registered to vote because I thought disabled people couldn't vote anyway. Thankfully the purge hasn't occured yet, their just delaying the results right now. Katrina is pretty much a dude is in the middle of a infamous natural disaster jumping into a house and is chased by random monsters for no reason. The last one is basically a popular high school girl bitching about being killed by some random girl she knew.

PrimadonnaKath

The further I get into this, the more I worry that this is the episode where DA finally completely loses it. That Katrina story is too much. 😂😂😂

Cody Lancaster

It's looking like Joe Biden has won so preppin for some shit

Bella (edited)

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2021-07-21 13:20:40 The first four minutes I just.... do you need a hug? Can I help you? :/ <3
2020-11-06 17:41:20 The first four minutes I just.... do you need a hug? Can I help you? :/ <3

The first four minutes I just.... do you need a hug? Can I help you? :/ <3

Lok1san

I once heard a teacher of mine describe a wine as "functional" (it's ok, I'm European). Coincidentally, this is also how I feel about the election result...