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Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Creepypastas (Patreon)

Published:
2020-10-31 22:30:08
Edited:
2020-10-31 22:30:39
Imported:
2021-02

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Happy Halloween!  I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, a very special Halloween Drunk & Dangerous.

Sit back and listen as I attempt to narrate 3 of the lowest-rated Creepypasta stories for your amusement -- while (very) intoxicated.  It's even more fun than it sounds, I promise.

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Anonymous

Looking forward to have fun listening to this. Happy halloween, miss DA, BTW! :D

LillysPetals

I was not prepared for that intro. Off to a great start.

Anonymous

Happy Halloween!

PrimadonnaKath

Oh wow!! Didn’t expect this today! I’m already in costume, so I’m ready to celebrate the day by listening to this! 🥰

Joshua Frye

HELL YEAH. DA comes in clutch in Halloween

Jinks

I laughed way too hard at the old woman accidentally killing herself via decapitation 😂

Anonymous

“Light Yagumi” 😂

Maurice R

I live for her drunkin accents when reading some terrible writing.

Jeremy Knight

The 3rd story was just "We drove through a town that had blue people... it was scary because people outside of that town said it was bad". WTF was even that last story?

Lathe26

"cliffs nostrils" ... I didn't hear an apostrophe in the 2nd story so the mental image was a tall rocky cliff composed of stone noses 👃👃👃! 😄😄😄

Lathe26
>>46955006

Odd thing is that the "Blue People of Kentucky" is an actual real but harmless genetic condition. Other than appearing blue, they are just normal people, so the story isn't scary at all. https://www.google.com/amp/s/abcnews.go.com/amp/Health/internet-sensation-papa-smurf-dies-blue-people-live/story%3fid=20368758

Hans

And i thought i was the only one giggling when someone says "get off"

StayKnight

Oh GODS this was hilarious!!!! 🤣 freaking Harley Quinn shows up towards the end of that last one and ...I just love you ma’am 💖🤣🤣🤣 I’m only sad that I didn’t get to actually listen on the 31st!