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"Ugh, you.  I suppose you're here so I can help you with your taxes?  Fine, get in here and let's get this over with..."

I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, written by the wonderful Net Neutrality!  

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Net Neutrality

Enjoy, everyone! I honestly hope you learn something you didn't know about how to fill out a Form 1040 after listening to this! I wrote this partly to educate this fanbase, and partially as a DARE to everyone: You love Dangerous, huh? Do you love her so much that you're willing to listen to her teach you about taxes? Let's find out, shall we?

Net Neutrality

I wrote this after doing mine. I took notes on all the details I wanted her to mention.

Net Neutrality

So what do you think, Boggle? Has my writing improved since my 7th grade poetry days?

Net Neutrality

Thanks Boggle, I couldn't have written it without your recommendation! Her character was MADE for something like this! Also, you'd be mad and sarcastic too if you had to hold someone's hand through this process!

Net Neutrality

Oh, we already got the NSFW secretary, and it was an instant classic. I hope it was informative, too! And wow, it's a tingly feeling to have my name mentioned in the same breath as i-c and DA. To join the pantheon of other patrons whose scripts have been brought to life by her heavenly voice.

RhoBean

Never thought I’d see the day when I see a notification for a tax ASMR roleplay and get excited, Dangerous just be that good

Jacob L

Isn’t this the same secretary we... never mind.

J

This is gold

Shaman

This is surprisingly funny hahaha. @dangerous, any chance of maybe getting an update on Yandare Giantess or Saved by Giantess sometime this month?

Camilo Iribarren

Mmm, I think it's time we show this young lady what she really wants

TwoArmedBlueandRedDrapes

All that whinning about not having kids yet is sending a certain kinda message.

MeiAihara18

This woman could talk about anything and I’d happily listen. Her voice is so superb and velvety. Plus, I can’t deny that I love when she degrades her listeners. She’s absolutely amazing! 💗💗💗

Net Neutrality

Good, because I'm gonna help add more content to that "educational" tag in the future. Also, by "her listeners", you really just mean yourself, right? ;) Also, I see you like Citrus. Have you thought about joining DA's Discord?

Anonymous

I just generally found this kind of funny. I would be happy for a series where you just take the piss out of the audience in the future “oh fuck it’s reason 48 for why I drink” is gonna be my new line for people I hate xD

Pbc98

I learned a lot, but damn what did i do to you?

Net Neutrality

Excellent. If you like it when DA takes a piss out of others, you might enjoy listening to her tear into children's poetry. Also, I see Monokuma is your avatar. Are you in DA's Discord?

Anonymous

Well I owe student loans so I'm gud.

June96

I love your Condescending Secretary, I'm so glad she's back.

1015elvis

I just pretended I was a kid and sarcastically responded back.

Jake Coppola

All I can think of is Venom inside my head being like “YOU ARE MAKING US LOOK BAD”