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I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another 420 fairytales for your listening pleasure!


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Jinkxy

oh so we’re getting hella spoiled today??

SF

Nothing better during quarantine

Jinkxy

not gonna lie i’m deadass waiting for the bodies to start reanimating

Jinkxy

now everyone listen as DA digs herself a deeper and deeper Holle trying to salvage her meaningful message 😂

Jinkxy

all those for sexy trees say AYE

Dolpha

Wow, yall really the only ones commenting on this one. Damn. I'm slacking

Dolpha

And she really came for Net sooo much! I love it! 🤣🤣🤣

Salaciously Sanguine

Upvoting on that sexy tree concept. Time to do some dryad research

Net Neutrality

"If your standards are low enough." You mean HIGH enough. (pun maybe intended?) "How some children played at slaughtering"? That ain't no poem I would have written! Also, what are we gonna call the next generation now that we've reached the end of the alphabet? "I don't ever want to eat sausage again, thank you." YES. Oh, I'm overjoyed. Your nutrition and overall health will be SO much better without pork. It'll be better for your skin, too. Well, currency in the form of coins is worth less than ever these days. It costs more to produce pennies than they're worth. If that apple is organic, I'm taking the apple every time. Anything we do involving YOU is a good life choice and a funishment. And you are MAKING this content, so it's a good use of your time too. Vegan propaganda. Ah, we need more of it. And you'll always be "essential" to ME. You don't have wood? Not even in the morning? Ohhhhh, DA....I feel so bad for you! :( Not being able to leave the house...I'm sure the Love-Crazed Yandere would agree that's glorious! The bird picked up the wood? Get outta here. A European swallow can't even carry a 1-pound coconut. Mother-Hole is a way less concerning title for an erotica than Mother Brain. She fell down a hole and now she's in a meadow? Maybe it was a rabbit hole, and she's in Wonderland. Oh man, what if they were CHERRY trees? "Shake me. My cherry is all yours." 25:05 <3 You remembered! <3 I love you too, DA! Can this be happening? Have I helped create a joke/meme worthy enough to be remembered with the fondness of "San Fransisco Rice"? Dangerous, don't. Just don't. You have NO idea how much you're tempting me to write a script where you have to use that old woman voice. >:D The golden shower is apple juice, y'all. Where are your minds at? "You're worth it too." Now we need golden L'Oreal shampoo. 33:00 What can I say. I always have been and always will be quite the Mama's Boy. (I am so going to hell for saying that.) Also, Dangerous? Two jokes at my expense, and mine alone, in the same audio? You're too kind. I'm so happy that I can be your favorite punching bag. <3

Billy Denton

Actually did listen to this while day drinking in quarantine, highly recommend it

Net Neutrality

Well, my BDSM results did say I was 60% Primal (Prey), so I feel pampered letting her feast on me.

will

Ok, I just saw Sausage Party....and this is WAY better, lol. Thank you Dangerous.