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Hey guys!  For this week's Drunk n Dangerous reading, I figured I'd open myself up to some suggestions from everyone.  I was thinking of doing something love-themed for V Day, but it's not a hard requirement.

Anyway, if you have something you're dying to hear my drunken take on, let me know in the comments.  Love you guys!

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Net Neutrality

How about a Drunk reading of the most DangerousASMR/StockholmSyndrome fairy tale of them all, Beauty and the Beast! After all, haven't most of your scripts been twists on this plot device? A normal person being held prisoner in a not-so-normal person's domain, only for them to eventually fall in love? Isn't that the Love-Crazed-Yandere Girl? And the Serial Killer? Heck, Ike's sort of done it with Gail and Nailz, too!

Anonymous

What do you think about Valentine's Day as it is now? It used to be a day to celebrate love and all but now it seems people only want material things instead. At least that is how I see it. What do you think?

NobleKent

Some aweful smutty fanfic could be hilarious. Or terribly written love poetry.

J

henshin emerge? What about some tongue Twister's ?

aj strange

Is the reading finding something to read or it can be anything you want to talk about ? Could you talk about stuff you really love and talk about stuff you really dislike?

Net Neutrality

In Japan, the girls are supposed to buy or make chocolate for the boys. There are 3 tiers: Obligatory chocolate, which you just get your co-workers or classmates, friendship chocolate, which can be bought or homemade, and romance chocolate, which is the equivalent of a love confession. Then the boys return the favor later in March, on "White Day".

Net Neutrality

I have seen a Giant Squid X Hogwarts castle fanfic. Shall I find it and send it to her?

Maurice R

If you have any old journal diarys, fan fics, or stories you wrote/ or experienced in your younger years that you would feel comfortable sharing that'd be fun.

StayKnight

An excerpt from 50 Shades 😂 kidding!

Net Neutrality

If you want 50 Shades, just listen to her "The Executive" roleplay. It's better! :)

SF

Cringe sonic fan fic readings

C Nguyen

A really cheesy teen love story that hits all the tropes

Anonymous

a chapter or so of Twilight?

Missing

A story with lots of tongue twisters? Should be fun to do drunk.

Todd Carney

While chatting with some patrons on Discord, we got the idea that really REALLy Bad Puns might be fun to surprise you with, when you're properly inebriated. If anyone wants to send the worst ones they have to me, I can compile them and send as a care package. Oh, perhaps as an ode to the classic bad puns inherent in standard "Dad Jokes," that might be a good Drunk read for Father's Day weekend? (And it gives us a few months to put together the list!)

Lok1san

Any bit of this? It's long, would keep you going for a while... http://uploads.worldlibrary.net/uploads/pdf/20130423230739the_outlaws_of_the_marsh_pdf.pdf

Anonymous

lol, when you smoke, you should call it Dank n Dangerous. Drunk n Dangerous for drinking. Just a drive by comment, I have no clue :)

Anonymous

You have to read the "gold standard" of internet fan fiction; Sonic Highschool. This shit was a cult classic back when the internet was a simpler place. https://m.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC-HIGH-SCHOOL

Joshua Frye

How about a drunk storytime about your own personal experiences on Valentine’s Day. (Just a suggestion 👍🏿)

Some Dude from Canada

reading reddit comments on people's worst dates or most single things they've ever done

NobleKent

This is one of the ones I thought of when I commented about aweful smutty fanfics. I think it would be hilarious to hear dangerous react to it

Nightshade

Just try to do an erotic audio while completely hammered

Gavin Jablonski

What about a drunk reading of your favorite fairy tale?

Derek Apfel

Fan fiction written either about you or some of ur characters?

Kiro Yoramoto

Let's find a taking-itself-too-seriously romance/erotic novel that was written in complete sincerity, but is (arguably) complete shit.

Anonymous

That “My Immortal” thst Harry Potter-based fan fiction 🤣🤣🤣 it’s so bad

Anonymous

Say daddy in the most seductive voice?

Net Neutrality

I’m not a Blue Shirt Club member, but I would be willing to make a one time donation just to be able make reading “My Immortal” into a collaboration. Because holy god, do I have A LOT to say about this fanfic.

Anonymous

ugh start a podcast already