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Drunk & Dangerous: Christmas Edition (Patreon)

Published:
2019-12-25 12:00:03
Imported:
2021-02

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Merry Christmas, everyone!  Or post-Merry Christmas, or happy Wednesday, or... whatever it is to you, it's time for your patron-exclusive upload, a very Christmas Drunk & Dangerous!  

Join me as I drunkenly try to read 3 Christmas tales, set to the sound of classic instrumental Christmas music and a crackling fireplace.  That sounds wholesome, right...?  Right??!

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The Light-Skin Méxican

The difference between Santa and a Pimp? Santa only had three Ho's.

Anonymous

Crazy thing is....Your voice is so hot, I can beat my ding-a-ling to this.

Kazzy (Ryu)

I love how much of a dork you are in this. I couldn't stop snickering and chuckling at all the commentary! Happy holidays Dangerous. This really brightened my morning.

NurseBold

I've got a 40 minute drive to fill in at a hospital and this is going to get me there. Thank you, Dangerous, and Merry Christmas. :D

Anonymous

I love this! Thank you for the gift! Marry Christmas Dangerous and everyone!

BadBaghdad

Merry Christmas, I love your elderly voice LMAO

Alucard117

Merry Christmas everyone!

Anonymous

I just tried eggnog for the first time about 30 seconds ago. It was terrible. Just thought I’d share that. Seemed appropriate.

Dolpha

Dear lord this is that good goood! Love this so much!

Romeo Santiago

Merry Christmas Dangerous!

Jim

How to make Dangerous laugh without fail: Blow. Merry Christmas 💛

CTD

What is your drink of choice when doing these audios? Sounds like Franzia boxed wine humor.

Net Neutrality

I can’t speak for all vegans and vegetarians, but I actually don’t think a cow is someone’s baby. I think it is a plague on the environment because of its feces and gases it releases, not to mention how many hundreds of gallons are needed to produce a damn hamburger, and would be happier if there were way less of them on the planet.

Net Neutrality

This is the most murderous and violent I’ve seen Santa since “Kirk Cameron’s Saving Christmas”, one of the most inept and crackpot movies of all time.