Guardian, Bank Those Loads! (Patreon)

In the spirit of giving and the holidays, all tiers have access to the non-disclaimer version of this absolute dumpster fire. Please take it from me, I'm just about ready to chunder from listening to it over and over. 

There's two versions JUST IN CASE you wanted to listen to these while you play gambit or something idk. Not sure why you would, but I'm sure someone somewhere out there would be into it. 

This hurt my throat. It doesn't even sound like it but I tried my best to do ol Drifty justice but it really hurt my throat. So like if you feel bad for me, listen to it a bunch more times or something idk 

NO SFX VERSION 

SFX VERSION