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Comic for Friday 12/30 (Early High Res) (Patreon)

Published:
2022-12-30 06:15:33
Imported:
2024-03

Content

It drives me nuts that I still haven't played The Witcher 3.

I mean... I've "played" it. I remember a bit in the beginning with Geralt and Vesimir, sitting around a camp talking about girl problems (which would probably make more sense to me now that I've seen the Netflix show). I remember a bath. I remember some training/tutorial stuff. I remember a tavern, and a fight with (I think) a hippogryph?

And that's about it. Maybe I went a little further up a road and a guy in a tower wanted me to do something, but I've never made it further than that, despite having started the game on half a dozen separate occasions.

I've never been able to stick with it, really get into it. And I want to. Not because I'm any huge fan of Sapkowski's take on fantasy; in fact I find it all a little "meh" to be honest. But because over the heard I've heard such great things about this game, I want to give it an honest-to-goodness chance. Like a real attempt, at least ten hours or so, to see if it can get its hooks into me. At that point, even if I hate it, I can at least say I gave it a real shot, and never look back.

At this point the fact that I've not played what is on many people's lists of "the greatest games of all time" draws incredulous, disbelieving responses from some. Like finding out last week that my dad has never seen The Godfather. How does that happen? they gasp. And I just throw my hands up. I have no idea.

I've been telling myself for the past year that once this next-gen edition drops, this is it. This is my time. And I'm trying to carve out a window right now; I don't want to abandon something I'm in the middle of, or try to split my attention, so I want to finish up the games I'm playing, so that The Witcher 3 can have my undivided focus.

We'll see if I can do it, or if someday I'm back here making a comic about how the Playstation 7 VR Legacy Edition of The Witcher 3 is when "I'm finally going to play this damned game."

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Comments

Joe Adams

This comic hits me in my backlog gut. I never played any Witcher game and then heard great things about Witcher 3, saw it get game of the year, and thought to myself that I should give it a chance. Then a show comes out on Netflix and I told myself I will only watch it after at least trying one of the games. Still have not played 1 minute of the game. I haven't spent any money on any previous version so now would be a good reason to pick a next gen copy up... after I finish the other 2 open world games I'm in the middle of (AC: Valhalla and Horizon Forbidden West). I may have a problem.

Niels Roosen

I've followed a similar path with The Witcher 3... Started, got the tutorial and the first missions out the way, then lost interest. Then a year or so later, started over, and managed to get past that same point. What happened then was a mix of completionist anxiety and sheer awe of the greatness of this open world, the little and big stories. Still it took me some 2 years to get throught the main story and the first expansion. I started Blood and Wine, but 160 or so hours of playing I was ready for something else. So what did I do? Playing HZD for the 3rd time. But nevermind that. It's a great game. I think it's also a game, that, if the next gen update (the PS4 version is so-so, pretty buggy and ugly in some places) is any good, I don't think it really matters if you start playing now, or wait another 5 years. This game is in a league of its own. That's my two cents!