Comic for Friday 10/16 (Early High Res) (Patreon)

To be clear, this did not actually happen. I don't let my kids watch me play games with graphic violence yet.

My four-year-old did wander in and witness an assassination... but he's still gullible enough that I was able to convince him Dad was playing a game where the goal was to tag people with red paint and they're "out". Asleep. In the bushes I dump them in.