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There's still some work to be done on it, but the next Best of the Worst will be coming soon. In the meantime, here's a peek at the movies (which were picked via cover art scavenger hunt). Any guesses??

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Anonymous

god i wish those turkeys were me

Top Hat Monkey

Mad Sigourney/ Where's The Rest of My Helmet? / Turkeys! Turkeys! Turkeys!

Darren Pierce

Oh God! Three Batman scenes! It's an extravaganza!

Jeff Kleist

Think I’ve seen the middle movie, don’t dare hope for Millenium

Anonymous

Love your stuff RLM! Keep up the great work, it is sincerely appreciated!

Anonymous

Middle one looks like it could be Interface from the last Plinketto!

Anonymous

The middle one looks like a Hellraiser knock-off to me...maybe...

Anonymous

None of them look like a pic from The Last Dinosaur, and that should be your next priority. Richard Boone is an angry, drunk, overweight, great white hunter named Masten Thrust! C'mon! He's like a poor man's Cameron Mitchell!

Marvin Falz

1 - The Long Wait. A friendly, quietly suffering woman, who's stuck in a dysfunctional family, snaps after she had to wait for two hours in line, where she realized how she's been treated like dirt all of her life, and then the guy behind the counter addresses her with a degrading remark. Her anger flares up to the intensity of a thousand suns [see picture], and she goes on a killing spree. 2 - Relieve My Head. After 20 years of constant headache a man experiences relief from his pain by putting on a special helmet [see picture]. The helmet also changes his personality. He becomes a nuisance for everybody whom he encounters, and the situation becomes so painful, he has to decide whether the pain from the constant headache or the psychological pain from the more and more escalating encounters is worse, and whether or not he should take the helmet off for his sake and the sake of the people he's hurting. 3 - Double Gobble or A Tale of Two Turkeys. A fable about two warring turkey factions, who have long forgotten their divine origin and intrinsic unity, until they are visited by a god [see picture] who teaches them to overcome the 'illusion of the fence.' He starts to radiate a growing field of light, as he slowly dissolves into his real form, and leaves the confused but hopeful turkey families to build a society based on the newly learned truth.

Anonymous

Looks like some horseshit movies. I love it.