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Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episodes 6, 7, 8, and 9 - re:View (Patreon)

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2022-05-02 23:16:01
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2022-05

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Star Trek: Picard Season 2, Episodes 6, 7, 8, and 9 - re:View

Rich and Mike both put on their adult diapers to sit down and discuss 4 of the last Star Trek Picard episodes before the season finale. With almost too much to talk about, the two men nearly have mental breakdowns. Rich realizes that his diaper is overflowing mid-shoot and ends up calling his home hospice nurse to come and care for him and bring him a lollypop. Mike needs CPR administered at one point, but then realizes he just needed more beer. Picard gets hit by a car driven by Brent Spiner (which was not written in the script). Many butterfly tears are shed as the once great character of Jean Luc Picard it subjected to the worst writing and plotting in a television series since the live action adult rated late nice Cinemax erotic Smurfs series.

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Anonymous

The praise flooding my Twitter feed… When did the downward descent of humankind become so steep? When did we even peak? I’m gonna say 1997, the year of Gattaca and the Fifth Element. At least I know I can safely wallow in misery here. Everyone, be kind to yourselves today

Anonymous

this was borderline experimental

Manuel Johnen

On a note not related to "Star Trek"... is it me, or does Mike here really look like Adolf Hitler if he had been accepted into that art school...? :P

Anonymous

"Secular blasphemy!" I cried butterfly tears! Love you guys!

Rocky Moerman

After Mike was done with the speech, a tear came out of my eye which turned into a bald eagle and flew away!

Top Hat Monkey

Someday, I will go see the "Mona Lisa". I believe it's in the Low-vrey!

Anonymous

So sad to see Star Trek die in Mike’s eyes but I totally get it.

Anonymous

As someone who finds Discovery/Picard truly unwatchable, but loved TNG/DS9/Voyager, I really hope you'll give Lower Decks a shot. It's clearly written by people who love Trek for the same reasons you do. The Tendi/Rutherford characters can feel a bit childish sometimes but otherwise I'd bet anything you'd find it delightful.

Tim Kocher

Into Darkness was what broke trek for me - because it was so terrible in every way that mattered, and arrogantly so. It just energetically shit on everything that makes Star Trek distinct from normal SF action schlock. And people LOVED it. So Mike’s monologue at the end really got me. Trying to enjoy the new Doctor Who drove me nuts and ruined the whole thing for me for a long time. Made the original series seem small and stupid, and I felt like a sap for ever liking it. But over the last year I went back to it, and what I liked was still there. Same with Star Wars. I’ve come to realize that the special qualities I value about those things are specific to their prior incarnations, and that the prevailing IP moron driven entertainment mode is antithetical to those things. The new stuff doesn’t count as part of the movies or shows, because it’s just shitty merch.