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Best of the Worst: Black Spine Raffle (Patreon)

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2021-10-03 01:28:11
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2021-12

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Best of the Worst: Black Spine Raffle

Mike is back to torture the gang with random VHS tapes from a dumpster. This time he's got a new and even more pointless gimmick! Pick a raffle ball to select a tape? Why? Cause these 40 year-old white dudes are emotionally stunted man-children with nothing else to do with their time.

Comments

Anonymous

Saturday night, lets goooo

Rick Drake

Wow, it's like they know I have nothing better to do on a Saturday night.

Anonymous

yes, it has arrived! good watch everybody

Alex

I needed this =)

Anonymous

Why did it take so long for Tim to become a regular, he clearly has the most chemistry out of everyone that's been on the show

Anonymous

My Saturday night..Violent and weird..sigh..Here's to Black...Spineeeeeee?

Anonymous
>>69039691

I also can't wait for Colin to not be trapped in Canada anymore, I've missed having him as a guest

Anonymous

Thanks guys now I have an hour and 20 minutes without the constant nagging of my own self loathing

Conor

Hey Tim if you're reading this, I love you

damien glenn

Oooohhhhh myyyy....yay.

Anonymous

Ah, yes, another 90 minutes of drivel to distract me from my constant, nagging existential dread.

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

I get unreasonably excited when there's a new video posted. I get abnormally excited when it's a BotW! Wow, I just realized how utterly banal my life really is.

Anonymous

Goddammit, it's O-re-gun, not O-re-gone.

Anonymous

That was a great episode. Thanks guys!

Lisa
>>69043443

Beats rolling drunks for quarters down at the docks.

Lisa

Jaunty Tim is jaunty.

Michael Parker

Damn, I'm gonna have to wait to watch this cause I already committed to tonight's choice of October horror movie watching. I'm watching Piranha(1978) and so far it feels very much like a good Best of the Worst movie.

Amanda Foster

Well, I was gonna go to sleep and get a decent night before the hectic day I have ahead of me tomorrow but…nah.. P.S. anyone else think Tim looks like David Lochary from the John Waters films?

Anonymous

Milton Berle as Jane Fonda. That's an image with staying power. I feel sorry for the person who had to design and construct that costume. Could you imagine making sure it fits okay? Who wants that job?

Anonymous

Wait…the Stunted Dumbledore? Isn’t there an ointment for that?

BoB3k

Yay!

Jessie Zimmer

I was not expecting this to drop so late. Yay! Also, the first time Tim appeared without a full beard and beanie, I didn't know who the hell it was. Good to see him again. Jay Not Giving a Fuck and Rich Builds Things are my favorite subgenres of RLM content.

AllGoodNamesRGone

I don't what it says about me, but I was waiting when the talk about Milton Berle started for someone to mention his legendary huge cock. I liked this video. Tim is like RLM's secret weapon. He comes in and knocks out of the park when you least expect it. Great video fellas.

Anonymous

80 minutes yes!

Daniel Frank

Re: Berle's cock: 1) Various comics and comedy writers have confirmed its hugeness.(It didn't take a lot to get him to show it.) 2) I've never heard that he had a measuring contest with Bruce Willis. 3) There is a story of his being challenged to a measuring contest and some wag saying "Just take out enough to win, Miltie"

Anonymous

Im just about to get on a plane, so I'm quuckly downloading it before I go, great timing

Anonymous

Don't look at me in the fucking eyes!! - Montauk bus driver Thank you guys for all this hilarious content!

Marvin Falz

Best part of waking up, is Black Spine in my cup... and comments about Milton Berle's huuuuge cock. I heard from a very reliable source (myself) that Berle posed for the Kelly Bear worksheets.

Anonymous

Watching BOTW episodes makes me think it must be fun sitting around with RLM gang watching bad movies. Then they do a black spine episode and thank to whatever imaginary deity I can think of that I don’t have to watch this shit.

Rhea

As soon as you started showing clips of that meditation vid I was like I think I know this bitch so I looked him up and was like I DO know this bitch and then Jay brought up the doc and I was like damn guess we all know that bitch. Also who was in charge of editing this and what happened at the end there? I mean I'll take an extra half second of Mike being adorable but there also weren't any credits so.

Peter Varga

I love your shenaningans!! <3

Anonymous

This Black Spide edition is gonna be balls, isn't it? 🎱

Jessie Zimmer
>>69051070

Agreed, on both counts. I'd likely just lay on the floor and sleep mid-BOTW viewing marathon.

Andy

Yay, Tim!

Manuel Johnen

All those DVDs, Blu-rays and tapes make their abode look like a beautiful... beautiful little video store (say this in the voice of Brad Dourif in "Alien: Resurrection", just bevor he gets half of his head bitten off)...

Marvin Falz

That was very enjoyable. Another instant classic! I've laughed quite a bit. ---- Osho helped me to achieve some wisdom: watching Osho makes the thoughts in my brain nosho.

Timothy Liebe

Mike should be ashamed of himself, inflicting a raffle on everybody for Black Spines. That said, y'all got a LOT of mileage out of some really bottom-of-the-barrel content...!

Manuel Johnen

Wow, totally unexpected appearance of Bettina Röhl at 59:50... that's the daughter of Ulrike Meinhof. Seems fitting that she would get into cult stuff... :P https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bettina_Röhl

Anonymous

my sunday just got that healthy glow

Michael Simpson

tell you what, after watching this ep I did a reasonable amount of research on milton berle's penis.

Anonymous

Great vid lads

Michael Parker

I watched this on my TV with closed captions and it added another layer of amusement to see the YouTube closed captions often misinterpret what was being said in the video.

Anonymous

Watched this wearing my Montauk shirt, feeling called out

DemmyD

I sent in the Armed Robbery Is It Worth Your Life? tape. It was indeed a Hollywood Video training video they made employees watch in the late 90s / early 2000s. I recently discovered I still had it after like 20 years so I mailed it to the boys on the off-chance that it might one day make it to a BOTW episode. How could I have predicted that it would end up in the episode where Mike finally calls out Rich on his wallet phone case? This is now the crowning achievement of my life. https://imgur.com/a/OU53uLA

Anonymous

Mike is the first connoisseur of elderly humor.

Kendel Fargo

My smile has now extended into the fifth dimension! 👍🎅🏿👍

Top Hat Monkey

How is a wallet phone an old man thing? Asking for an elderly friend.

Anonymous

Protect Tim at all costs.

Anonymous
>>69083057

LOL. I am about Rich's age and have considered getting one. However, every time I do, I think "If I lose my wallet, I can call someone for help. If I lose my phone, I can pay a cab or someone to take me home (or nearest phone store). If I lose both wallet and phone, I am fucked." Especially the more I enable two-factor authentication on that thing.

Anonymous

I love how Rich just appears done with some of these gimmicks. Like "We need to re-negotiate my contract done."

Goldy Loxx

I stand by Rich Evans and his practical choice of phone protection.

Goldy Loxx

The Therapy Plus looks like a Wartenberg Wheel - available from all good BDSM retailers. If used properly, I guess it should take your mind off the pain for a few moments.

Anonymous

I almost never log into Patreon, but I had to just to pass along this message: Every time the words "Black Spine" show up on my video feed, I get the biggest smile across my face. And that has been extremely rare these days. Keep up the good work! (Oh, and Dark Star at #16 on the John Carpenter list is a travesty. I agree with Ghosts of Mars choice)

Top Hat Monkey
>>69069421

I sent that one in, too. Might have been mine. Just kidding. Made you look.

Anonymous

Tim: “All these videos could probably work together as some sort of fucked-up Voltron….”

Yngwie Tarantino

When the olds get together and walrus rlm, I feel like Tim will be the final girl.

Anonymous
>>69212840

I was think more like the cursed pages in “The Ninth Gate”…play them in the right order and summon the Devil!