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Happy Friday, everyone! With the recent release of Willy's Wonderland starring Nicholas Cage, we decided to start working on a new Half in the Bag focusing on the weird little subgenre of shameless Five Nights at Freddy's cash-in movies. Five Nights at Freddy's itself is a nod to Showbizz Pizza which we obviously have a strange personal connection to thanks to Dick the Birthday Boy. It's all connected! 

These are the kinds of places our minds go when there are no big movies coming out.

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Anonymous

Is Half in the Bag replacing PreRec?

Bill Lehecka

If that is the case, could we, maybe, keep theaters closed forever and ever, because this is the content I need in my life.

Anonymous

Nothing like good news on this Fri-yay!

Anonymous

I was wondering if this movie was on your radar....it's one of the more "Nic Cage" movies I've seen in a while and utterly entertaining to boot. Doom guy meets five nights at freddy's.

Anonymous

Can’t fucking wait!

Anonymous

Guys....we've been having an extensive conversation here in MA at our house....Why no RE:View of "Firefox"? C'mon...."Firefox", guys..."Firefox"...it's 3 movies in one...Clint Eastwood runs and exercises like a MAN at the beginning (better than the McNamara twins...just sayin'....). Just sayin'...I'm sittin' here, on February Break from work, rewatching all sorts of episodes of everything...."Firefox"...

Anonymous

It is happening again...

Anonymous

I’m here for it

Anonymous

As a non-American, what is "shameless Five Nights at Freddy's cash-in movies"?

JTruts

Obligatory "It's all about family" comment... Can't wait! The Special Effects are Fantastic!! I have nothing original to add.......

Peter Varga

I hope it's not too cold around your part, what with the extreme US weather!

CosmicDebris

Justin Decloux recommend Willys Wonderland on his YouTube channel, I left a comment saying I won't trust him again, such a visually ugly movie

Lisa

Anyone else's mind immediately jump to "IT Crowd" when they saw the movie title? Just me? Okay. Moving along now. Looking forward to this headfirst plummet down the rabbit hole.

Marvin Falz

"It's all connected!" And that famous Dick the Birthday Boy photo was shown to Julia Roberts on the Ellen Show! It's the Showbiz Pizza Bear conspiracy!

Erling Hansen

I just bought China Town and Die Hard on blue ray... crazy times!!!

Anonymous

Don't worry, it's only 27 days until the Snyder Cut drops!

Anonymous

I just watched a review of Willy's Wonderland on Scaredy Cats. I'm looking forward to your take!

Manuel Johnen

"These are the kinds of places our minds go when there are no big movies coming out." Nicolas Cage beating satanic robots to death with a broom stick isn't "big" enough for you...? :/

rachel

I think I just got fanny flutters.

Anonymous

That's something I didn't expect to read today. Thanks for the laugh 😂

Jeff Kleist

Sounds great, are you appealing the Diamond and Fox takedown? I’d love to see how much money you made them in rentals. *sigh*

Neil Peart, Lord of Drums

So Mike is finally going to play Five Nights At Freddy's? Did I understand this post correctly?

Anonymous

Judas and the Black Messiah HITB?

AshesBoomstick

"Five Nights at Freddy's" is a horror video game, where you are a guard being haunted by loud and obnoxious murdering animal robots at night. They scream really loud. That's "scary".

Anonymous

Review Barb and Star, I'm curious to know what you think.

Rhea

A Judas/Saint Maud HitB would be rad.

Rhea

The FnaF "bite of 87" victim took damage to his frontal lobe, which causes loss of fine motor function and undermines speaking ability, leading to things like falling over a lot and jumbling words...

Anonymous

So banana splits, Willy and hmmmm what else?

Conor

You totally sold me with that last line

Anonymous

This is a movie that would be probably destroyed at the end of a BOTW episode.

Anonymous

I love when it gets weird

Anonymous

Do Saint Maud as well!

Anonymous

Honestly, Half in the Bag has never been better.

Anonymous

What do you guys think about Saint Maud?

Bort Ward

Yawn. What the people want is another superhero origin story, not insightful comments about movies we'd otherwise not consider watching as Marvel smothers us with "cinema".

Anonymous

Ooh. Should be a good one!

Anonymous

This sounds like a great idea for an ep. Don’t forget that there are some old PreRec streams of Five Nights if you need some b roll.

Anonymous

Banana Splits I assume....

Anonymous

I also vouch for Saint Maud, it’s superb

AudioGman

Its crazy that movies like Willies exist. Movie probably spent more then half of the budget on Nick Cage. Like you can pause the trailer on any 5 seconds and it looks cheap.

Dan Port

Jay mentioned on Twitter the he liked Saint Maud so that could be in the cards.

Anonymous

What did you think of Saint Bernard?

Paul Spence

Hey, Mike have you ever watched the TV show Celebrity Ghost Stories? Giancarlo Esposito had an experience. Margaret Cho had a terrible one.

Anonymous

You could do a half in the bag of bat sh!t Nick Cage flicks if the mood ever strikes you. Wickerman, Mandy, and Showbiz Pizza 's Revenge (terrifying as a kid). Looking forward to whatever you guys come up with next. 🍻